ass scratch

the itchy arse being scratched.

Person: Hey, how is my drawing?
Person 2: ass scratch

by xXass_scratcher_69Xx October 3, 2021

SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS

Shut ya pork scratchings is a way to shut people up in Britain. It means to shut up and eat pork scratchings

Daughter : I'm gonna sing sherlock by Rebecca fai
Mom: Shut ya pork scratchings

Daughter : it wasn't me

Mom: WELL IT WAS FUCKING ONE A YAS

by SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS October 23, 2018

National give someone your scrunchie day

On September 26 it is national give someone your scrunchies day so if someone asks let them have it whether they are your boyfriend best friend crush or just a friend!!!

“Hey can I have your scrunchie?” “YES! Of course it’s national give someone your scrunchie day !

by Hehe I wuv u September 25, 2019

Blow job scrunchie

When a girl is giving a blow job and her hair gets in the way and she has to put it up quickly to get back to her business. She puts her hair up with a blow job scrunchie. Durable way of putting hair up for added input to head movements

I was in the car with Stephanie and she was giving me a blowjob. Her hair kept getting in the way. She stopped and put hair up and continued sucking! I love blow job scrunchies

by Spanky Monkey November 30, 2019

blow him from scratch

Performing fellatio on a man whose penis is flaccid in order to make his penis erect.

Contrast with the more common method of beginning fellatio after the penis is already erect.

I was so impatient to fuck him that I just got down on my knees and blew him from scratch. No boner? No problem. I can fix that.

If your man has problems getting hard, no worries. Simply blow him from scratch.

Blowing him from scratch is lowkey goated when extracting cummies with a quickness is the vibe.

by @muchnerve December 8, 2022

Scranchy

(adj)- the condition a water bottle is in after being used. 2. the screeching sound heard from squeezing a used bottle.

That bottle is very scranchy after being used for a while.

by scranchy1 February 28, 2011

scratchtuity

When your waitress is a bitch and expects a tip, you give her a scratchtuity. Thus, you black out the entire tip line on the receipt. A blending of the words "scratch" and "gratuity," in case you didn't figure that out already.

That waitress was completely and utterly rude. She made me pay for barbeque sauce, and she spat in my beverage. I am going to give her a scratchtuity.

by vachement1126 April 13, 2007