Circum-scissor

The act of putting your balls in between a woman's legs and clamping her legs in a squeezing matter, thus crushing the scrotom.

"I don't need a condom, because I got a circum-scissor!"

by Birdman1 October 16, 2013

turd-scissors

A pair of scissors kept in the bathroom and exclusively used to divide large feces into flush-able segments.

I was at my boyfriends' house last night and took a giant crap. Fortunately, I found a pair of turd-scissors under the sink, and quickly cut the problem down to size.

by Trottz January 22, 2014

crusty scissors

The act of scissoring with your butthole

Me and my girl had sex

What did you do?
Crusty scissors

by Pears February 5, 2015

Saftey Scissors

A device kindergardners are forced to use when making crafts

Honestly, If I were a kindergarden teacher, I'd say, "go for it kids, use the big boy/girl scissors, I could use the kid decline right now. You could still poke your eyes out with saftey scissors anyways so..."

by Littlepacie02 July 19, 2016

Phone-Scissoring

When two females share intimate feelings over the phone together, otherwise know as chick talking. The purpose is to build to emotional climax, possibly culminating in an emo-phonegasm as evidenced by tears.

Stop phone-scissoring with Stacey and make me dinner!

by x BILKO x October 10, 2016

Kentucky Scissor

when two girls (most likely related) scissor each other in the family dining room before the kids walk in for dinner.

That Kentucky Scissor last night was wild, i wonder if they remember !

by weirdapple May 12, 2018

Swinging Scissors / Spinning Scissors

Swinging scissors can mean anything really

It means to go wild also can mean to mess up badly. Can be used to be bored. Can be phrased spinning scissors.

Means to be really mad.

Very old saying used by the older and younger generations

She went absolutely crazy wild last night she was Swinging scissors / Spinning scissors

He messed that project up he really swinging scissors on it.

They had nothing to do all day they were really "spinning scissors" .

Jesus he was fairly swinging scissors today.

by Al and Andy October 23, 2019