A person who will pretend to openly support an organization or movement, but will badmouth said organization or movement in secret.
"I'm not supporting BLM because they're important. I'm doing it for the clout!"
"Dude...F**k off. You're such a Schrodinger's Hypocrite."
"Dude...F**k off. You're such a Schrodinger's Hypocrite."
by Pistachio_mess December 21, 2020
by Wizerd1889 September 12, 2021
Until you look inside the box, your younger relative is both a child and an adult. The last time you saw them they were in a Diaper and now they make complete sentences. Then the next time you look, they're starting highschool. Then they're driving. Then they have their own kid. In your own head they're still a child even when you're talking to them about how to manage a mortgage.
Last time I saw Dani, she was starting high school; Then she went through schrodinger's puberty and got married.
by Forillz December 18, 2017
A statement comprised of the author's genuine beliefs that can be explained as ragebait by the author, defending themselves against critique, depending on the overall reaction to said statement.
Person 1 (Truthfully): The moon landing was completely fabricated!
Person 2: Holy shit there's no way you're that retarded!
Person 1 (Lying Bastard): Easiest ragebait of my life!
Person 2: Schrodinger's Ragebait 0/10.
Person 2: Holy shit there's no way you're that retarded!
Person 1 (Lying Bastard): Easiest ragebait of my life!
Person 2: Schrodinger's Ragebait 0/10.
by Gorbster1 February 24, 2025
If your homie was really having a nigga moment in a walmart or if he wasnt. This concept is extremely vital to fish out the baddest nigga from the other pussies
Nigs: yo homes i heard you brutally shot down a 5 year old inside of a walmart using a p90?
Nigs the 2nd: nah nigga that was some other dumbass mofo
Nigs: tis truly Schrodinger's nigga
Nigs the 2nd: nah nigga that was some other dumbass mofo
Nigs: tis truly Schrodinger's nigga
by ssmokingisbad April 29, 2024
having a threesome with 2 ladyboys. You are both gay and straight at the same time since you are fucking 2 halfs a woman and 2 halfs a man.
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: I had a Schrodinger's Threesome man. Does that make me gay?
Person 1: Both?
Person 2: I had a Schrodinger's Threesome man. Does that make me gay?
Person 1: Both?
by Iwritefunnywords December 19, 2024
I'm in Schrodinger tits situation as I do not know your gender I am both repulsed and aroused in equal measure
by jackblk March 19, 2021