A really amazing person, who gets all the girls and has really good grades! Doesn’t usually have the best of friends, but the best ones stay with him until the very end. He can do anything that he puts his mind to, and is overall an amazing person.
Girl: Is that Ashton Schluetter?
Other Girl: Yeah HES so hot!
Ashton: Hey girl, how’s it going.
Girl: Omg*howls* ouuga!
Other Girl: Yeah HES so hot!
Ashton: Hey girl, how’s it going.
Girl: Omg*howls* ouuga!
by HaylieEichenseer November 4, 2020
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Yo your girlfriends nudes got exposed did you did it?
Yes but I still fuck her because I did the alter Schlumpf.
Yes but I still fuck her because I did the alter Schlumpf.
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Get the alter schlumpf mug.Papa Schlump is the best character from Smurfs. He is extremely handsome, and very wise. He is old, but he would be a good sugar dada. If I were you, I would have him as your favorite character.
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Get the boy you schleep mug.What one friend says to another when that friend recieves poor news or has something bad happen to them.
Getting rekt but worse.
Getting rekt but worse.
Friend 1- "Dude my girlfriend just left me and my grandma has been hospitalized"
Friend 2- "Oof, that's a mega neg my guy deadass, get the schlep."
Friend 2- "Oof, that's a mega neg my guy deadass, get the schlep."
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