Temperance Spoon

Long handled spoon, usually metal, kept on the person and wielded by an unavailable or prudish woman to deter men from intercourse. In all cases the spoon is brought down hard on the top of the chap's truncheon - very effective at turning wood to putty.

Also commonly found on matrons/teachers touring the boy's dormitories after 'lights out' at boarding schools, to stop any cases of self-love that maybe occuring.

Margaret: "Goodness gracious Reginald put that away before it feels the sting of my temperance spoon."

by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012

brown eye saloon

A strip club that is brown eye friendly, meaning one that doesn't restrict viewing the assholes of the entertainers.

I'm tired of goin' to those topless-only bars, we need to hit a brown eye saloon!

by RedDog318 December 9, 2008

little spoon

When spooning, the partner on the inside. Usually the woman, or shorter partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being little spoon," not "I like being the little spoon")

see also meatball.

Jenna prefers to be little spoon.

by Cosmo July 31, 2005

Spoon cock

When a males penis has a very thin shaft, but an unusualy large lid, making it look like a spoon.

"I saw Gavin getting changed the other day and he's got a well bad spoon cock!

by themostnaturalskintags May 12, 2007

The Spoon

An Irish Ma's chief form of discipline; brought against any child who disobeys. Form of casual corporal punishment.

Don't be an eejit or Ma'll bring The Spoon to ya.

by Séamus May 13, 2019

chocolate spoon

Pullin' out of a chick's butt and then she licks the poo of your dick.

I totally chocolate spooned Nick Phibbs's mom!

by Milf Masta Clitface and MC Rd January 1, 2007

chutney spoon

The male sexual appendage as used by gentlemen who are good with colours.

Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back?

by Cyberman the Tory July 22, 2009