Saddling a dead horse

Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.

For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.

by Stagecrewboi777 February 20, 2018

saddle snake

Penis

Check out the size of that saddle snake!

by Saddle Snake January 24, 2022

Saddle Crack

The act of a woman receiving oral sex whilst sitting on someone’s face and putting enough weight on them to crack their jaw or cause other facial injury.

“Dude what happened to your face?” - Ron
“She sat on my face so hard I got a saddle crack!”-Ben

by Lady of Poop April 22, 2025

English saddle

When you pour hot tea on a woman before performing doggy style. Most commonly you pour on the ass cheeks.

Start the kettle luv, I’m horny, can we do a english saddle ye? My lil equestrian hoe

by Im-on-your-dom-wit-the-chrome June 15, 2023

Saddle goose

Silly person innit

"You're such a saddle goose"
"lol"

by ppap23 February 14, 2022

Saddle bags

The male version of camel toe. More accurate than “moose knuckles” as it hangs from both sides.

Damn. His pants are really saddle bagging, his pants show of his saddle bags.

by Crafts n crimes February 1, 2021

Saddle Belly

A saddle commonly worn on the belly

"You ain't even missing me baby when I needed my Saddle Belly"

by Rhezi December 10, 2017