swearing angel

A innocent looking girl, talks soft, and always up on the lastest fashion, but curses all the time. Without even realizing.

Kelly: Oh shit I dropped my keys
Josh: Dollar in the swear jar!
Kelly: I didn't swear you ass
Josh: Ok you swearing angel

by RubbyDicky April 19, 2018

mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Underage swearing

In the UK it is illeagal to swear under 12 years old amd could face charges such as a fine or 3 months in juvinille detention

Did you hear, he got arrested for underage swearing!

by Material_gworlll July 8, 2023

Swear Jug

A spin on the whole concept of a swear jar being that someone mouth is so foul that they need a jug instead of a jar

Stone coal is such a baddass that instead of a swear jar he needs swear jug

by EmJayee July 12, 2019

I swear down mate

When a Geordie is angry they say this

"I swear down mate I'll punch you!"

by Big mugger June 20, 2022

Swear Meerkat

Someone who sticks their neck put and pulls an expression whenever they hear a swear word at a house party.

Garry: "did you see the way she was looking when Chris said the word cunt?"
Vince: "yeah mate that katie is a proper swear meerkat"

by TheDevil'sAdvocate December 11, 2021

Swearing On your Mother

Swearing on your mother is a way to make sure someone isnt lying.

If the promise is broken, the person has every right to fuck your mother.

H: Yo I swear on my mums life I didn't cheat!
G: Then whats this picture?
H: [phone] is her number

(Swearing On your Mother)

by Iblah January 12, 2022