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Hot Stats Man

Definition: the hot man that sits in front of you in your statistics class.

He has bulging muscles you can stare at for days (and will!) and many tattoos. He will likely be drawing dinosaurs and showing you the tattoo of jesus on his arm--which you will gladly stare at.
Girlfriend, I didn't take any notes today because I was waaaaay too busy staring at hot stats man!

Girl: Hey, did you see that guy with the Jesus tattoo and the Iron Maiden belt buckle?

Guy: Yeah! That's Hot Stats Man!
by keeeeerrrrr December 14, 2010
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Cabin crew take your seats

Pilot 'Cabin crew take your seats'
Person 'Fuck'
by lolbenjithepooji December 25, 2018
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Take Several Seats

Something Snoop Dogg would say in a song and it sound cool, which then becomes the song of the century.... anyways not the point.

When kearston won't back off.. (idk who kearston is, but she sounds like someone who needs to take several seats)
"Kearston you need to take several seats, and get off my back"
by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022
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Satsy

Good, beautiful, of good quality, etc. But is usually in reference to something or someone being sexually explicit or attractive.
by Maxwelllbabyfresh69 October 18, 2010
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Shatsy

A word spicer, used to enhance ones vocabulary during conversation, has a dual meaning one of either good pretenses or showing dislike.

Origin: Ghetto probably
Ex. 1. Man the bitch was shatsy, she probably had some sort of std!

2. (Guy 1) Dude i just got laid! (Guy 2) No way!?!
(Guy 1)And guess what,.... she made me a sandwich afterwards!!

(Guy2) Dude thats shasty!!
by shatsyswag February 21, 2011
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dick stats

The measurements of a guys dick.

When asking politely in a chat for the size of a man's cock!
HOTCHATBOY: So you wanna hook up bitch?
BIGIRL29: Dick Stats???
HOTCHATBOY: 9"inch thick, shaven balls, uncut.
BIGIRL: Sorry I don't feel like dick tonight, I wanna eat pussy
HOTCHATBOY: lemme cream pie u b4 u go bitch
BIGIRL29: No thanks I'd rather catch aids and die
HOTCHATBOY: Bitch i'm gonna cut u bad!
HOTBIGIRL: te he he
by Little Missy Licky January 20, 2008
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Shats

If two of the ugliest shoes made - Crocs and Uggs - had a love child.

Shats is just one letter away from shit.

See: Crocs (a few letters off crap), and Uggs (a few letters off ugly)
"SHATS! NEW!! Plus side: water resistant. Down side: May attract wild bears."
by Megizzleasaurus January 18, 2007
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