When the rotisserie chickens at Costco are being put out, and the Karens and Kyles fight to get one.
by sicha_beast September 29, 2022
Get the suburban moshpit mug.An attractive woman who has no purpose in life other than to service her husband . Usually they have died blond hair , and are married to a much older and less attractive man . They drive around in a huge SUV’s , dont work , cook or clean . They are found all over the United States in wealthy suburban communities. There heads bob up and down as they are giving head , which is the only thing that they are good at .
Look at that suburban bobblehead driving that massive SUV, she has no purpose in life other than to suck her husnabds Dick
by BigBuffarillaAss June 7, 2018
Get the suburban bobblehead mug.A suburban blinker is when you take one pull from a thc/weed cartridge or disposable then hold it in and take another pull, before you exhale take a french inhale from a nicotine device.
Yo bro that suburban blinker was deadly. I think I might try to take a suburban blinker where's the nic?
by OurPatron July 17, 2024
Get the Suburban Blinker mug.Trauma occurring in blatantly suburban things, ex: drunk parent at soccer practice. Often further developed by gaslighting because it’s not gang violence or it “could be worse.” Commonly in relation with parents, substance abuse, and the legal system. Additionally kids are often in denial or extremely defensive when someone brings up how that thing or event wasn’t normal.
A: “Remember that time dad drunk drove to your soccer game and got into a screaming match with grandma?”
B: “Yeah we’ve got that suburban-trauma…”
B: “Yeah we’ve got that suburban-trauma…”
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