Shopping Ninja

When the person you're shopping with randomly disappears with the shopping cart with out you noticing. You usually spend the rest of the shopping trip looking for them.

Jack: Yo Sally have you seen mom?

Sally: She pulled a shopping ninjas on me.

by Lumlotus May 14, 2013

Sloppy Rack

A popular street description for a woman's bosom that has lost its ability to support itself. The breasts themselves begin to sag and drift and a standard brassiere is no longer an effective undergarment.

Hey have you guys seen Melissa's rack recently? The shit is getting sloppy AF.

Man, Jacky has a sloppy rack huh?

by A. Massey May 24, 2017

cock shopping

When a girl walks around a bar, or gym, talking to every guy she sees, flirting, and gazing in the eyes.

That girl I was just talking to must be cock shopping, she just walked away from me, and started talking to that guy over there.

by ShoreJJ June 1, 2006

Judge Shopping

The act of looking for a judge that will rule in your favor.

Frank: What's the status of my drinking ticket?

Lawyer: We need to go Judge Shopping. I know a judge on the 3rd floor who used to be an alcoholic, he will find you innocent.

Frank: Sweet, let's go!

by Timo Supremo April 8, 2009

New York Sloppy

A New York Sloppy is the act of hiding your Junk in a hot dog bun to make it look like a hot dog for a female or male (whatever seems more likely) to consume.

“Hey Luca, this hot dog wasn’t actually a normal hot dog. It was a New York Sloppy!”, Jenu said.

by LordFlacid July 11, 2020

sloppy sex

Intercourse involving a lot of bodily fluid and fumbling; often comdom free and/or result of inebriation.

"We went back to his place and had wet, sloppy sex."

by Sleep-o-potamus May 16, 2016

Sloppy Deepthroat

Is when a Girl is giving a Blowjob with lots of Spit and putting the Penis so far in her mouth that it reaches the back of her Throat. Sloppy Deepthroating involves: Lots of Spitting, Gagging and Choking on the Penis. To make the Deepthroating as Sloppy as possible the Girl Gags a little on the Penis to produce more and thicker Saliva, She also doesn't Swallow any of the Spit but She Spits it on the Penis when Choking on it or She just let's it roll out of her mouth and down His Cock and Balls.

"I had a one-night-stand one time with a Girl who gave me something called a: Sloppy Deepthroat."

"Its like normal Deepthroating but She uses way more Spit which will be all over You and Her for instanse, when i got mine there was Spit all over my Cock and Balls and Her Face and Tits were also covered with Spit."

"The Sloppy Deepthroat really turned me on and She was amazing at it, She had no problem with putting my whole Penis in her mouth then Choking on it for a couple seconds Spitting all over my Penis Gagging and finally pulling back having a short break and going again."

by Markk123 June 17, 2018