Stalkanese

Stalkanese is a language invented spoken and sang by Stalk Ashley. Only God can understand it really, and in most cases her top fans, but we love the sound nonetheless.

"Girl yuh listen Stalk Ashley new song ?" , "no girl mi nuh understand Stalkanese"

by ankletwist February 24, 2021

report stalk

A method of checking up on a person's movements using the report features of SMS texts that let the sender know when their message has been received. Useful when the recipient may be in an area with no reception such as a subway system.

I'll report stalk you so I know when your tube has arrived.

by Robert Dawes February 14, 2007

Rug Stalker

Adj. A word used to describe a gentleman obsessed with chatting to lesbians in the hope that he might one day make them love him

J: I was buying some watermelons the other day when I happened upon that rug stalker bernard, and guess what?

Q: He was chatting to a lesbian?

J: Exactly!

by Jezmondo November 29, 2007

self-stalker

Someone who constantly Googles her/himself and/or has web alerts set to let them know every time their name is mentioned online, to save them the multiple daily Googles of themselves.

Vladimir spent the last 4 hours Googling himself again, even though there's nothing new--what a self-stalker!

by stalkerette April 4, 2009

reverse stalkology

when you follow your stalker around to make them think your creepy therefore they wil leave you alone

girl 1-"parker is stalking me"
girl 2-"use reverse stalkology so he'll leave you alone'

by Berthaleein December 21, 2008

Short Stalk

That thing you do when you catch a glimpse of someone attractive/intriguing and then casually following them around the store or mall until they leave.

Angie: "Where did Susan go?"
Michelle: "She's short stalking that cute guy we saw when we passed the AE store."
Angie: "Not again. At least we know she won't be going anywhere with him."

Denise: "OMG! See that old thirtysomething married dude three rows over?"
Nan: "Yeah, why?"
Denise: He has been short stalking you ever since we came in the store!"
Nan: "Fuck! Now we have to bounce before I get that those pumps I wanted."

by Blue Runner May 3, 2009

urinal stalker

some one who doesnt keep to the man bathroom labels

bob is taking a piss

chris walks in and picks the urinal next to bobs out of the five unused urinals and starts a conversation.

chris is a typical urinal stalker

by mrploertendoder June 17, 2010