Stage 4 Clinger

When a boy sends a girl multiple hearts (<3) or smileys ( :) ) via texting, facebook, etc. after only knowing each other a few weeks.
Stage 4 clingers also do not know how to recognize a HINT (never receiving a response from the multiple smileys and hearts).
Stage 4 Clinger: :) <3
Girl: OH NO
by BDUB! May 15, 2011
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Stage 5 Cancer

Person 1: Bro you want to check out my new tiktok? It's some cool lip synci-
Person 2: That's just Stage 5 Cancer in disguise. No.
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna November 30, 2020
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black stage pass

When a white (Caucasian) person is friends with a black (African-American) person, and is able to do things, go to events, etc. in that person's company that he or she would be unable to do alone or with other white people.
Being able to refer to each other as "nigga" or "cracker" is an example of getting a black stage pass. Another example would a white person being able to get into the Apollo Theater or perhaps a spot on Soul Train.
by ohmygoditsmimi April 03, 2010
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stage five clinger

over attached guy or girl that constantly needs to be texting, talking, or with someone at all times.... aka kyle blair
so kyle called me for the 12th time today..such a stage five clingerrr
by sara burns January 03, 2009
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stage 6 moment

something so fucking boring that your mind starts playing one of the songs from "Everywhere At The End Of Time" for entertainment
someone stole my radio so now every drive to work is a stage 6 moment
by scam likely October 28, 2021
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STAGE 5 Cancer

A type of Cancer that the world at large has; every one that doesn't have stages 0-4 may be subject to this. When an individual displays evidence of Stage 5 Cancer, they are judgmental, stare at people because they are different, and treat people with fewer people who're not the same as them. Generally, this treatment involves a proctologist, scuba gear, and a bong. Stage 5 Cancer is survivable and may be curable with the ingestion and inhalation of mass cannabinoids and possible psychotherapy, although a punch in the nose has also been reported as a cure. Special Note: Those with Stage 0-4 Cancers should see their Oncologist.
"Wow, that lady who called me fat must have some type of Stage 5 Cancer, I hope she gets treated before she infects others with that foul and obnoxious behavior."
by ResearcherOG_Mike January 30, 2023
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The 6th Stage of Grief

The extremely rare 6th Stage of Grief, Horny, is when someone begins feeling sexual pleasure from a once deeply saddening event. Examples of this include: Coping mechanisms, mourning, facebook groups.
Person 1: "I thought Matt was over Joanne's passing, but then he accidentally emailed me a photoshopped picture of him piping her..."
Person 2: He must be going through The 6th Stage of Grief
by LotesaKoce March 03, 2022
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