Sports Clits

A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up

I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me

by D Flawless December 31, 2019

Old Sport

Jack Kennedy.

Why hello there. Old Sport.

by melonester January 14, 2023

sporting a MacDonald

being really bald

Dude, I haven't seen you for a long time. You're totally sporting a MacDonald!

by flash1 May 12, 2011

dual sport

A motorcycle meant to be ridden in dirt and on pavement. The most common / well known being the BMW R 1200 GS.

I ride my dual sport on some awesome forest trails.

by DiverJas January 22, 2018

Sport fishing

Intentionally abusing or fucking with someone or a group of people just to have fun.

"Let's do a little sport fishing with my brothers friends, they've been asking for it tonight .

by Tom the Bike Man. June 11, 2016

granola sports

Activities usually enjoyed by one or group of granola people together. These activities include hammocking, slacklining, rock climbing, listening to underground bands, playing the guitar and ukulele, playing catch with a frisbee and hacky sacking, and lastly, sleeping. All of these activities are enjoyed outside, where the granolas like to group up(usually the activity starts with only 3 people, then more granolas join in)

Tim, "where are you guys at?"
Sam, "were at the lake doing granola sports"
Tim, "sounds like fun, I'll be there soon!"

by Bargle monster roob November 9, 2012

sports model

A woman that has had her tubes tied, or a hysterectomy, and has sex purely for pleasure, not procreation!

I don't need to worry 'bout no condoms, 'cause she's a sports model

by LuckyJee July 22, 2007