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splooge spigot

A derogatory term for a guy who acts like an ass to a girl.

First coined by author Kelley Harvey in the book SO. BAD. , from the Bad Boy Next Door Collection.
Don't be such a splooge spigot, Tommy.
by WriteHot January 29, 2017
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Stooge Splooge

Referring to the act of ejaculating in both eyes of a sexual partner during any form of intercourse.
“Bro, she was beating my meat and I straight stooge splooged her!!”

“Dude, what happened?”

I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
by velocite3 July 4, 2020
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splooge splurge

i splooge splurged with a whopping 7 nuts today
by september11th2000-fun October 30, 2020
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Splooge shelf

A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex
“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”
by jlsoleil October 16, 2020
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Splooge Strife

When an A 10 warthog pilot perfectly times a G4 black and the firing of the cannon while climaxing with a flesh light.

In stead of brrrrrrrrt its slpuuuurrrrggggeeee
I can't wait to splooge strife that native village Friday night.
by Sploogestrife October 23, 2023
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splooge

An unidentified stain on an article of clothing. Could be toothpaste, ranch, vape juice, snot, mustard, etc.
"Yo, Dawg you got some splooge on your shirt."
"Aw, damn! I'm gonna have to go splash some water on it to get it off. Thanks dude."
by 50shadesofnate November 21, 2023
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Splooge MCgoo

a youtube channel call Splooge MCgoo
by Splooge MCgoo December 8, 2023
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