The Score

When a person is generally very astute, and possesses common sense and both self and worldly awareness. For example, someone who is fairly well read, always up to date on current events, can carry on a conversation, and is able to think critically and form his/her own opinions while watching mass media with a critical eye, and is an overall competent individual in life, is someone that knows "the score". People who "know the score" are also characterized by resourcefulness, and the ability to get things done no matter what.

Andrew is a very clever dude. He knows the score.

Mark is a tool. He doesn't have a unique thought in his head, and his common sense is lacking. He doesn't know the score.

by editor256 October 13, 2008

slore

n. Cross between "slut" and "whore". Used to reference a woman who indiscriminately shares the beds of anyone who shows interest, often without protection and/or discretion.

Person1: "That chick who sued Kobe had different guys' sperm in her."
Person2: "What a slore."

by redgyul September 21, 2004

shore duty problems

The US Navy's version of white girl problems. A shore duty problem is only a problem because you work in an office building at a slack-ass fleet support job, and life is good. Shore duty problems are commonly experienced by sailors who have not been assigned to a ship in a long time, and consequently have their threshold for flipping their shit grossly miscalibrated. Those who have spent some time on sea duty know what actual problems are, and are much less likely to go ape-shit over such trivial annoyances.

Shore duty problems may include:

-"Powerpoint froze before I saved my work and now I have to reopen it and spend 10 minutes entering this data all over again! AAAAAAAGH! I'm going to bludgeon everyone in this fucking office to death with my three-hole punch!"
-"We're not allowed to watch YouTube videos at work anymore?! GRRRAAAAGH! This is worse than being raped in the mouth! I'm going to break my keyboard in half and then strangle your children with my mouse cord!"

In comparison to common sea duty problems, which are actually worth freaking out over:
-"Toxic hydrogen sulfide gas is leaking into my berthing."
-"The sewage system is broken and I am covered in liquified human excrement while trying to fix it."
-"I am literally on fire/being electrocuted/getting shot at by Somali pirates right now."

by onshoreduty November 1, 2011

North Shore Weekend Warrior

Straight, 9-5 working male, living in Chicago, taking full advantage of the train's budget weekend pass and riding up to the North Shore to walk the quaint "downtown" streets while dressed to the nines in drag. Aka, weekend rail rider.

The new guy, from accounting, Dude's a total North Shore Weekend Warrior! On the weekends, he takes the train from the city up north to the 'burbs to strut his stuff in drag.

by Otis Martin June 20, 2011

Slorek

Used to describe a person who is more than a slut, whore, and skank combined. Has sex with multiple partners on the same night and/or at the same time. Often uses alcohol as an excuse.

Sally: OMG! Did you see Amy getting fingered on the dancefloor by Billy and Matt? I think Dennis put his finger in her asshole!

Kiesha: No! but I saw her trying to molest Mark after he passed out.. What a slorek..

by k.sephia August 11, 2010

Snorenado

A threat of severe weather that is significantly below what has been predicted. Even worse than a borenado.

Saul: Man, the weather has been saying' all day that there was a threat of sever thunder storms tonight but the only rain is 50 miles away. This has turned out to be a real borenado.

Matt: Yeah, a real Snorenado even.

by ghost towne March 31, 2021

simultaneous snoregasm

Profoundly peaceful sleep shared by a couple after lovemaking.

Feeling what he knew would be her final orgasm of the night, he joined her, in perfect sync, and they fell into a state of simultaneous snoregasm, neither of them stirring until sunrise.

by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020