by Fluffy Orange Princess September 30, 2014
Get the butthole sneezemug. A party foul where at first you expect a sneeze, prompting friends to say, ‘bless you!’, but end up vomiting with the force of the expected sneeze
by AbusiveTortoise July 14, 2018
Get the sneeze pukemug. by Tajdæ July 9, 2016
Get the Tease Sneezemug. Prison Sneeze- when a person who has spent a considerable amount of time in prison sneezes and shits themselves.
Jerome prison sneezed in the car , which made the drive home from the weekly AA meeting uncomfortable.
by SirTesticules March 4, 2019
Get the prison sneezemug. Jack: I have to take a dump babe.
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*
by Loller4429 October 2, 2016
Get the Constipation Sneezemug. A Shotgun-Sneeze is when someone has two sneezes whithin a few seconds of each other, and then in about 30 or so seconds they have two more. Like if you're nose was a dual barrel shotgun and it had to reload.
by Colton 2266 July 4, 2021
Get the Shotgun-Sneezemug. A phantom sneeze is the feeling of betrayal you get when you thought you had to sneeze but couldn't.
by MGE95 September 6, 2018
Get the phantom sneezemug.