butthole sneeze

when you sneeze and a little poop comes out

Fluffy had a bag cold, when she sneezed it made her butthole sneeze also.

by Fluffy Orange Princess September 30, 2014

sneeze puke

A party foul where at first you expect a sneeze, prompting friends to say, ‘bless you!’, but end up vomiting with the force of the expected sneeze

Oh my god.. last night while playing True American I sneeze puked off a chair into the lava.

by AbusiveTortoise July 14, 2018

Tease Sneeze

When you have a sneeze coming and, like a tease, it decides not to just before it happens.

Hold up, gotta sneeze. Ah.. AH- ...God damn Tease Sneeze!

by Tajdæ July 9, 2016

prison sneeze

Prison Sneeze- when a person who has spent a considerable amount of time in prison sneezes and shits themselves.

Jerome prison sneezed in the car , which made the drive home from the weekly AA meeting uncomfortable.

by SirTesticules March 4, 2019

Constipation Sneeze

The act of inducing a sneeze in order to speed up a bowel movement.

Jack: I have to take a dump babe.
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*

by Loller4429 October 2, 2016

Shotgun-Sneeze

A Shotgun-Sneeze is when someone has two sneezes whithin a few seconds of each other, and then in about 30 or so seconds they have two more. Like if you're nose was a dual barrel shotgun and it had to reload.

Hey, I just shotgun-sneezed!

by Colton 2266 July 4, 2021

phantom sneeze

A phantom sneeze is the feeling of betrayal you get when you thought you had to sneeze but couldn't.

"Yesterday at work I had a phantom sneeze and all my colleagues looked at me like I'm a retard."

by MGE95 September 6, 2018