Tease Sneeze

When you have a sneeze coming and, like a tease, it decides not to just before it happens.

Hold up, gotta sneeze. Ah.. AH- ...God damn Tease Sneeze!

by Tajdæ July 9, 2016

Meat sneezes

When an individual has consumed an inappropriate amount of meat that they have an uncontrollable sneezing fit.

Adam has the meat sneezes from eating to much brisket.

by Gingersnapped03 September 29, 2020

Fart sneeze

This is when you sneeze into another mans anus hole and then farting In his mouth

"Please Fart sneeze on me Rick"

by Chowisme123 November 5, 2016

Colombian Sneeze

A subtle way to refer to the act of sniffing cocaine or when someone clean their nose after sniffing some white powder.

"-Jeff just came back from the bathroom, look at his nose!
- Yeah looks like someone was doin' the Colombian Sneeze back there"

by WeedApple August 16, 2023

Christmas Sneeze

A christmas sneeze is a wonderful tastesplosion of gravy and cranberry sauce through one's nostrils. A festive display for senses and crowds. Show you loved ones what a true holiday means with a christmas sneeze!

Donnovan : "Damn Clay, that christmas sneeze was INTENSE."
Clay : "Yeah Donnovan, Blanes really shot a big pot-load of cranberries and gray-gray out that schnozz."

by Tawny Rocklestein February 27, 2021

Berry sneeze

When a lady is on her flow and sneezes. Fucking bloody nightmare.

When someone with a cold starts sassing,

"quit cherry sneezing and mind your business"

Or when you need someone to subtly check you, "shit, girl, did I berry sneeze"

by Someonehad2 January 9, 2018

pink sneeze

When a lady has air and a misty spray liberate from her pudding cove

Jane felt a pink sneeze release as her lover removed the nether rod from her plush mitten.

by Narconu June 23, 2021