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Smacking and whacking cause I’m the only one with standards low enough to fuck me.
by Jaymez Renhcel January 25, 2018
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smack beef

Smack beef is someone of lower economical background; with no job, no life goals and partakes in drug taking. Generally not nice people who are "off their heads" and smell like bad life decisions and body odour.
Have you seen Tom from school? Hes turned into a right smack beef.
by Lady Blacker May 28, 2019
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Holy smacks

The G-rated, family friendly term used to define the usual "Holy Shit" moments, i.e. getting a super wet smooch, tripping over thin air and arguing with uptight parents.
"Holy Smacks mom, I'm 25!"

or

"Holy smacks! That wasn't there before!"

Gasping after running a marathon: "Holy smaaaaacks!"
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Estrogen Smack

An Estrogen Smack is when a male gets full on bombarded by a lot of women (Not in a sexual way.) to the extent of him just saying "I'm done." and is really annoyed with all females for a short period of time.

The cure for a hard estrogen smack is basically... This guy needs to just be a bro for a few hours. Odds are if you've been Estrogen Smacked, you're a really nice guy with friends that are girls, you're not a nerd or anything, you just don't sexually exploit women that often.
You have to chill with your bros, eat sandwhiches made by woman and just be a dude. Try not to be a dick or else those women that smacked you will do it again more angry.
One night on Facebook, Ben was Estrogen Smacked. It was horrible. He had 7 girls talking to him on chat about how amazing their boyfriends are and how cute their cat is. After Casey kept writing Wall post after Wall post, Ben /rage quit and needs to go be a bro for a while, maybe do some falcon punching, or get oral sex while eating doritos.

Poor Ben. He feels like he lost his manhood.
by SlagithorFeelsBad July 29, 2010
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Smack a juul

: taking a huge fucking ripski of a juul.
#1 IM trynna skip class and smack a juul.

#2 Ay zap, I got this cucumber pod and I wanna smack the fuck outta ur juul.
by ushi666 November 9, 2017
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smack medallion

A person who is really ugly. A.K.A hurt or smacked
( ugly girl walks in the room) Damn girl! You a smack medallion!
by InspectaGadget December 12, 2010
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smickity smack

an adjective to describe something that is 'cool, excellent, well executed, completed in a fine or smooth manner'
Alex's team of developers completed the complex and daunting tasks in a fraction of the time and it worked perfectly during user acceptance test. When asked by the senior management about the status of this task, Alex said, 'it's all smickity smack! Totally smackity!'
by obiwantoby August 31, 2015
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