Slurpee

A slurpee is when a man cums in a girl and another man sucks it out. Matt Richard’s loves Slurpees.

Matt Richard’s loves slurpees with Hobson.

by Matt Richard’s September 4, 2025

Festive Peppermint Slurpee

An exciting act where a prostitute at a 7-11 store dry beats a guy's cock over and over until it bleeds, in which case, the guy then helicopters their bloody penis so that the blood drips in a swirling pattern onto their slurpee of choice; creating a festively wonderful display of a peppermint-flavored beverage shared between the guy and the gal.

Jeremy never expected to receive a festive peppermint Slurpee at 3 AM last Saturday!

Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.

by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025

Turkey slurpee

Where a girl gobbles like a turkey as she giving a blow job

A turkey slurpee is defined As the girl was giving a blow job. She sounded like a turkey gobbling your dick.

by Queenmisery July 23, 2024

Turkey slurpee

Is defined As an after Thanksgiving blow job or she sounds like a turkey gobbling while giving a blow job

Hey baby after Thanksgiving dinner you wanna head into the room for a turkey slurpee

by Queenmisery July 23, 2024

mud slurpee

To be handed a delight ful looking situation to discover it being the instrument of ones demise

The social security administration might as well of handed me a mud slurpee to go with the cancellation of my benefits####

by Kraut kicker January 4, 2023

Illinois slurpee

When someone cum’s in someone’s ass and slurps it up with a slurpee straw

Dude I just gave this bitch an Illinois slurpee

by Lil cum guzzler April 25, 2024

Swerving Slurpee

Receiving amazing oral sex while driving, causing the driver to swerve or drive recklessly.

“Dude, got me some swerving slurpee on the way home almost crashed, no cap.

by Candle Wick96 February 14, 2024