Usually acquired at the back of a 7-Eleven store from some raunchy skank. The skank will pour a highly coveted 7-Eleven slurpee on her crotch and the man will slurp it up like a vacuum cleaner. Most likely will receive herpes after this infamous act as the skank provides genital slurpees to just about every dude in town.
Mike: Dude I could really go for a 7-Eleven hot dog and slurpee right now. Those things are legendary.
Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.
Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!
Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.
Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!
by Stoney69 January 27, 2019
Get the Genital Slurpeesmug. When you take a take a muscle shot of ketamine, and vomit then you inhale drool after vomiting when gasping for air.
by SmileItHelps July 12, 2019
Get the bulimia slurpeemug. The act of pouring local Hawaiian pineapple juice into the vagina then sipping it out with a turtle safe straw.
Guy: Babe, I'm really craving pineapple and sex right now.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.
by Islandfukking April 25, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Slurpeemug. A phenomenal blowjob during which you can actually hear your girl slurping on your dick. Characterized by sloppiness, toe curling and fuddin' the whole time.
by Pierced69 October 2, 2022
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