starfish slurpee

When you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid shit. Turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your Starfish Slurpee.

Yo sheila was so plugged needed a colon cleanse, so we gave her a starfish slurpee

by dabatrin February 10, 2018

Dirty Slurpee

When a lady gives her man head after anal sex with her.

My girl gave me a dirty slurpee last night.

by Soy lady January 23, 2021

Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain

When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.

My friend decided to do an art exhibition and performed the Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain.

by dabatrin June 23, 2022

Swerving Slurpee

Receiving amazing oral sex while driving, causing the driver to swerve or drive recklessly.

“Dude, got me some swerving slurpee on the way home almost crashed, no cap.

by Candle Wick96 February 14, 2024

Slurpee

A phenomenal blowjob during which you can actually hear your girl slurping on your dick. Characterized by sloppiness, toe curling and fuddin' the whole time.

My girl gave me slurpee last night that damn near gave me a heart attack.

by Pierced69 October 2, 2022

slurpee

Someone who is super popular and seems very sweet, but once you let them in, you realize they're vain, self-centered and very toxic.

We hired her thinking she was a rockstar, but she sued us for "suppressing her rights." Turns out she was a slurpee.

by twncntry December 23, 2021

Slurpee

Derogatory term for Hindu people, especially individuals from India or Nepal.

I can't understand a word these filthy little slurpees are saying.
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by abunker1968 November 29, 2015