It didn't touch the sides

An unfortunate genital mismatch. Either the woman's vagina is too loose or the man's penis is too small/thin, hence 'It didn't touch the sides'. Also used to disparage a woman by suggesting she has been too promiscuous.

I really liked him but when we had sex it didn't touch the sides.

by CalSouth March 11, 2015

Switch Sides

To go from a straight person to a gay person.

After Joan divorced her husband, she decided to switch sides and be with another woman.

by kanaan316 April 9, 2022

Joey 2 Sites

1) Slang for a cool, awesome, funny, partying guy.

Me: I am soo drunk!
Friend: Hey, you're a Joey 2 Sites!
Me: Fo sho!

by Camaveli December 12, 2008

sideswipe

the process of masturbating by rubbing the penis on the inside of the left or right thigh with the opposite hand

Dude, i had a super-satisfying sideswipe session yesterday.

by rinkle123 January 5, 2011

sive

Kicking or knocking into things at random, causing a lot of swearing and crying amongst grown men. Also referred to as supersiving, when the person hurts him or herselves.

"oh holy, you sivet that dørkarm like its 1992!"

by teddybjoern March 21, 2009

Riding Sidesaddle

A term applying to men who have recently been to the Snip Doctor to have their plums done.

He's currently "riding sidesaddle" but I'm sure he'll back to normal when they've healed up.

by Luciano Lovelace February 4, 2004

silvestro

A small Mexican person. Most of the midget decent typically sausage vendors or animal show hosts.

Did you guys see what that Silvestro was doing over there?

by Dinky dan October 30, 2013