Edward Simpkin

The penis munching son of a gun pissed off his Dad so much his PlayStation along with his hopes and dreams were destroyed by his Daddy’s penis.

‘No not again Dad’ said Edward Simpkin

by EDL1979 December 3, 2018

Doing a Simpkin

A simpkin is also when a guy tries to pull a girl with a 70s rollerdance and fails miserbaly

George tried a Simpkin, but got him nowhere

by Bling_Master April 5, 2004

slimpin

pimpin in your sleep

"Joseph the Amish dude has got all the fine ladies... he must be slimpin!"

by hydrobrew September 15, 2009

sippin syrup

Cough Syrup with Codeine usually mixed with Sprite or Mountain Dew used to get high when taken recreationally. It is consumed usually through several sips, hence the name.

I was feeling good after some sippin syrup.

by Handlmama April 9, 2015

Simpicide

A act in which a female streamer and/or E-Girl decimates their entire fan base by mentioning their husband or boyfriend on stream.

Holly Moresen fuckin' killed me, her last post was literally Simpicide man, I'm never donating money to her ever again.

by peachcarton97 March 18, 2020

SIMPANZEE

Native to the sad and poor upstate town of Kingston, NY, the SIMPANZEE can be found everywhere. Usually jobless, the SIMPANZEE thrives on asking his girlfriend for money in between Fortnite sessions. The occasional shower is too costly, therefore he does without. Having saved up for 20 years, he will now pay $41 for a tattoo that simply states “I’m all in”, to commemorate the recent loss of his car and apartment to staggering scratch-off lottery ticket losses. This is the purest form of the SIMPANZEE in all his glory.

Kingston is nothing but a bunch of fucking Simpanzees.

by SIMPANZEE November 29, 2019

humpin sumpin new

Bitched version of "humping something new", meaning to engage in kinky sex or practice adultery.

Little Princess Sophia, come on, lick me like a lollipop should be licked. I'm glad to be humpin sumpin new.

by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005