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shoefag

A young person, usually male, whos parents knowingly or unknowingly buy new skate shoes every week or so. Usually wears them until they get a little dirt on them, then throws them up in a tree or on power lines, and dangle there by the laces. They will also "give" them to you if you ask, beg, or do "special favors" for them.
First person: Did you see the new pair of DCs Tyler got yesterday, they gave me a woody.

Second person: Yea, man, his parents buy them for him all the time, the little shoefag--I wish my parents were that rich.
by Guido1 March 2, 2008
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Shoo

An irritating wanker with fuck all else to do both bother people looking for work when everybody knows he is a useless tit.

Should you ever speak to him - he will be happy if you say "Bruce Lee - go away" then hang up laughing!! - try it - I did
Fuck off Shoo - Bruce Lee go away - you twat
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shoofty

Man quit shootying at my shoofty
by cozmo November 12, 2003
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Shloff-Loff

1.The flotation devices that look like long colorful foam noodles, often used by children in swimming pools; a pool noodle

2.The game played with such a flotation device, which involves calling out names and hitting people who do not answer correctly or in a timely fashion with said flotation device. The game is played with a group, and one leader who holds the shloff-loff. The leader chooses one person to speak to, and either calls out to them saying either their name, or "Shloff-Loff." The person who has been spoken to must immediately answer with the opposite of what was called out. If they fail to do so, the leader hits them on the head with the shloff-loff, and the game continues.

Origins: Coined by L.Reich at Moshava during the summer of 1995.
If you can't stand in that part of the pool, be sure to take a shloff-loff with you.

"Carol"
"Shloff-loff"
by Frum Funky Fab(Slightly Eidel) October 25, 2008
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Shoob

Someone who thinks they're good at sexting but really suck at it.
by otto359 September 1, 2012
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fo shoo

A slang term for any kind of asian food, specifically chinese. Can also refer to indian food in certain situations.
Let's go down to China Star for some fo shoo.
by foshoopork December 12, 2011
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Shnof

Shnof Shnof Shnof Shnof Shnof
by Dole November 7, 2004
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