I ship it

when you imagine two people being good together in a relation(ship)

man hailey and dakota would be so cute, ye i ship it

by mainstreamaf July 7, 2015

I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples

If you say this with your mouth stretched horizontally apart using your fingers and your tongue sticking out, it will sound like you are proclaiming that you were born on a pile of shit with a bunch of assholes.

While this existed long before Barenaked Ladies, they reference this action on the cover of their album, "Born On A Pirate Ship". The kid on the cover is saying it.

Jokester kid, with tongue out and mouth stretched: I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples
Younger kid: HAHAHAHAHAHA

by BujuArena October 10, 2018

run a tight ship

to run a ship or an organization in an orderly and disciplined manner,firmly and effectively. Or generally to have a good control over something.

Obama says that he intends to run a tight ship

by MikeMickelson December 17, 2011

Whatever sinks your ship

A sarcastic variation of the phrase whatever floats your boat. Used in place of 'whatever floats your boat' when someone's preferences are harmful or you simply disagree with them.

Sammy: You should break up with Lex, she treats you like shit all the time.

Mark: Haha, she doesn't mean it. She only teases me cuz she likes me.

Sammy: Yeah... whatever sinks your ship, man.

by Shooter McHeroin November 20, 2017

Rat on a Pirate Ship

Going with the flow... #nostress

Her: what do you want for dinner, Chinese? Italian?
Him: I don’t care, anything you want...I’m just a “rat on a pirate ship”

by HaydeeMac June 7, 2018

Sink the ship

When you pee on a floating turd in a toilet bowl in an attempt to sink it.

I went to take a piss and found a log floating there, so I played a game of sink the ship.

by Mooseballs113 June 16, 2018

fire ship

noun - Person (can be either sex, but more commonly used to describe a woman) who contracts a venereal disease and infects their subsequent sexual partners.

Comes from the historical naval warfare practice of lighting an old ship on fire and letting it drift into your enemy's formation to burn all of his ships.

"I think that chick with the great rack is really into me."

"Don't do it, man. I heard she's a fire ship."

by Gorillajoe April 15, 2007