seingh

seingh -> the great

seingh says:

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echo "FTW!";
?>
:)

by seingh October 8, 2011

Shanghai Special

The dazzling act of giving someone a handjob with ramen in your hands

"Hey Jeff"
"Sah dude?"
"I think im gonna break up with Kelsey"
"Why fam?"
"She gave me a handjob with cooked ramen in her hand "
"Dude thats a fucking Shanghai Special!!"

by Butthole Shitstain May 26, 2016

Shanghai Hydropump

A very difficult trick in Super Mario Maker that can be very helpful in cheesing levels.

"Wow! did you see Juzcook hit that Tokyo Sandblaster into a Shanghai Hydropump? Goddamn!" -Miyamoto

by Jester Hoffman October 20, 2016

Sheng Wei

A person who holds a religious Chinese name.

Holy fuck Sheng Wei more like Sheng Weight!

by fantasy1337 April 11, 2017

Shanghai Bamboo Chute

When you tie someone up and grow a shaft of bamboo up their juicy rectum causing anal splintering and eventually you become one with nature and Buddha himself.

"Hey John how many months has it been since you checked on the progress of Jennifer's Shanghai Bamboo Chute."
"Oh I'd guess that it's been about one and half since that's how long it takes for full bodily numbing to progress and I haven't heard her scream in a week."

by squeaalerrrrr May 16, 2018

shangxu

One of the best friends you will ever have. She is beautiful, smart and loves her friends. She may call herself ugly, but she is gorgeous inside and out. She sometimes will hide sadness with a smile to please other people. But, what she doesn't know, is that everyone loves her for her.

"Wow dude. You know that girl Shangxu? She's so perfect."

by Thatweirdperson7 November 19, 2018

Shēngcún

To survive, subsist, or live in a place you are not familiar with

Guy 1: don't die, shēngcún and become stronger from the experience

by shēngcún January 25, 2021