Self-employed

working for oneself

I work for mself I'm self-employed

by Marlooo June 20, 2019

self-object

A noun, used in self psychology, referring to one’s experience of another person (object), as part of, rather than as separate or independent from, one’s self, particularly when the object’s actions affirm one’s narcissistic wellbeing.

She most certainly does affirm me, she is the love of my life and she happens to be a most highly valued self-object!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021

self meme

when you make an absolute joke of yourself

Person 1: This you?
Person 2: Self meme, ratio

by Splidgy August 1, 2021

self-inflicted tax cuts

what high-powered, wealthy douchebags entitle upon themselves while passing on massive tax hikes to the little man. Have no effect on the ability to hold high ranking position in Democratic cabinet, as long as the cuts are treated upon discovery. Also known as "goth taxes", since they apparently cut themselves.

Tim: Hey Tom, have you given yourself any self-inflicted tax cuts lately.
Tom: Yeah, but I got caught and now I'm fucked.
Tim: Ha Ha. I got caught and now I'm secretary of the Treasury. Pay up bitch.

by beer thirty February 5, 2009

Self gratification

The "polite" term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, beating your meat, polishing your pole, having a wank, ect. ect. You get it. It's how the news man would tell the audience you've been jerking off.

In local news, city councilman McAccerty was allegedly found engaging in self gratification behind the bus shelter with a toy giraffe and a roast chicken. We go live on the scene of his press conference now.

by Dr_dude November 3, 2019

self blow job

Masturbation, but with own mouth instead of hands.

i need to have a organsm so ill do a self blow job.

by boobieeiei May 17, 2006

Self esteem

What every girl on Girls Gone Wild lacks.

The girl with the blurry boobs had low self esteem.

by marlasinger February 2, 2007