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Ruben

-"i know this guy named Ruben!!"
-"he must be homosexual!!"
by NotBonesitssnunkhaunt34 December 8, 2021
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ruben

A nigga who is racist but blacked, he loves eating chicken and watermelon with some grape kool aid.
Person 1: Ruben stop trying to own me, im not black
Person 2: True, Go pick your own cotton
Ruben: Stfu nigger, go kys melon muncher
by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 1, 2023
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Rubens

A very and gentle guy. Passionate about life and politics, usually Rubens is someone who doesn’t go blind upon poverty and injustice. Someone to trust and never let go
“Rubens won’t be able to come here today. He is at the community association helping delivering food”
by Comrade Ru November 29, 2021
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Ruben

Ruben is a nasty Mexican man with a beard he has a nasty apartment with bugs beerbottles and 2 cats he doesn’t clean up the poop but he loves the cats , he always wants to be married but doesn’t want to support his wife , always has kids but runs when it comes time to pay for there bills , he rarely showers loves to get drunk and hang out with his friends , he will be tough with a girl but is a coward when a real man shows up .
Man: “Ew what’s that smell is it that dumpster”
Woman: “no it’s just a Ruben “

I was walking down the street and I smelled something nasty then realized it was just a Ruben.

I rented a apartment today it was so bad and nasty I asked the neighbor who lived here before me they told me a Ruben did.
by A Ruben May 6, 2022
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Ruben

The type of person to be considered a chad, as well as being known to have the same humor as someone fron 2016, often making stingy jokes about roblox and inappropriate topics, and is known for using honey as lube.
Friend : you are so annoying, and such a ruben!
by Fortntie lord cringy July 11, 2021
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Ruben

Usually a good ans handsome guy, but if you say his name fast enough, you will sound like an angry frog.
-I just heard Ruben is coming to the party
-Damn, go hide all the hoes
by anonymous December 15, 2020
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Ruben

Ruben is the perfect person in this world. He is cute, handsome, muscular, tall and the perfect guy. He has an Huge penis usually about 7 to 8 iches. Nothing can bother Ruben in this world everything is perfect.
Ruben is just perfekt
Ruben is life

Ruben is everything
by Nitsjo January 30, 2019
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