roger me

The want for a gay sexual act to be performed on ones self. This can often be heard from a long distance, as you walk away from some wanker you just passed ten seconds ago. To be rogered would be an act of great displeasure for many, but for thoose o'so gay pufters, the direct opposite. Also used for an abrupt end to a conversation.

Hey you over there, ROGER ME!!!!!

Person 1: Get Stuffed!!
Person 2: Why don't you just fucking roger me!!!!

Well, i'm glad he didn't roger me.

by Scotty1666 May 30, 2006

Jolly Roger

The act of ejaculating in someone's eye, thus causing one eye to shut. Variations include saying "Arrr!" immediately after the eye closes to ensure proper scoring.

"I missed her mouth and inadvertantly gave her a Jolly Roger"

by Potty McNugg July 16, 2008

go home roger

When one is dismissed after showing up uninvited or overstaying their welcome. Usually after being very annoying and childish. Roger may be a relative of Felecia, better known as "bye Felecia"

"What are y'all doing tonight?"

"Go home Roger!!!!"

"Can I get a ride to the bus?!"
"Go home Roger!!!"

by @NoChillChris June 10, 2014

shaggy rogers

balls that look like they have goatees

"Do you need a comb for your shaggy rogers"

by frodobagsme88 May 22, 2006

Jolly Rodger

Cumming in your lady-friend's open eyeball whilst delivering a solid kick to her shin. Resulting in her hopping around on one foot (peg-legged), whilst moaning "Arrgg", hopefully in a decent pirate imitation. (Parrot optional, Hook not recommended for novices.)

"After plundering the precious Booty of lowly wench Stephanie, I delivered the coup de grace with a perfectly executed Jolly Rodger." " I believe I owe that Hookerface a parrot."

by $L @PNuTZ August 17, 2015

Rogering

Giving a woman/lady some loving

Man: Im going over there and shes getting a good rogering.
Mate, F00 sur3

by John Bowles John Bowles September 1, 2005

Roger

(verb.) To roger someone is to push them to their maximum sexual climax, even if you have already reached yours.

(adj.) Roger is slang for a sexual legend.

"I rogered her so hard that I came 5 times."

"Man, that guy i was fucking last night was such a Roger."

by Ayuamarca May 3, 2010