rod and todd

an extremely attractive woman with a dull or unattractive man. A "hot rod and a we-todd".
whoa look at rod and todd over there in the corner, what is she doing with him?
by doc 2x pukes June 12, 2008
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rod off

When you leave a man behind
Darrell decided to rod off Matt and leave in the taxi, because Matt was being a wetter
by Crim_mike February 04, 2017
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Driving Rod

A hand Job while on a trip where the male is driving.
My girlfriend just gave me a Driving Rod and I almost hit a cop when i blew in her face!
by Crazyasukid March 21, 2009
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Ivan Rod

Ivan Rod is known for controlling all his hoes and also even other people's hoes.
Breezus: Damn Ivan Rod out here controlling all these hoes on CMC.

Tyler Killion: Don't worry Breezus, Captain Save-a-Hoe is here to stop these hoes from Ivan Rod.
by CMCcontroller July 13, 2016
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rod of masculinity

how is your rod of masculinity feeling right now
by rod of love February 22, 2012
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douche rod

A vehicle typically driven by white teens aged 16 - 20 that has had a body kit installed, an enormous spoiler, and an after market exhaust whose "performance gains vs. decibel level" ratio is questionable at best.

Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).

It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.
"I didn't realize the Douche Rod Expo at the mall parking lot was a year-round event"

"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"

"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"
by JDidds May 17, 2012
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