Clam rod

Also referred to as dick, cock, penis, ram rod, tree trunk, shift stick, or clit stick. It's a boner that is in a pussy at least 8 hours a day. Also when ur dick smells like old lady clam chower

Person one: Dude my dick is in ur mom all day every day till she dies.

Person 2: man ur such a clam rod
Ex2
Person 1: man I did this old cougar last night and now I have a clam rod

by JVND Inc. August 24, 2010

Lifetime Original Rod

a rod used for beating your wife or girlfriend, advertised or inspired by the Lifetime channel.

My favorite channel is the Lifetime channel because Lifetime is "Television for women. Lifetime, television for women." Yet for some reason, there's always a woman getting beaten on that network. In "Rod" Meredith Baxter gets beaten by a rod, a Lifetime Original Rod."

by E. Cartman April 22, 2009

The Rod look

The most vile look any being could possibly give you. It makes you feel less alive anytime you think about it.

I was at the grocery store the other day and this creepy hobo gave be the Rod look as I exited with my bags, I ran for my car right after!

by Nutsack19 October 11, 2012

Mario and Rod

The single greatest sports broadcasting team in the business. They have become very popular in recent months and the Mario and Rod fan club has sprouted up around Comerica Park. Usually the love from fans they receive is written across many bare male chests.

Rod-isms: "Woweee!" "...and Mario, Bradon Inge has been absolutely stellar down there at 3rd base" "Now if you're Jim Leyland..."

Mario-isms: "Mario Impemba alongside Rod Allen" "...Night-cap" "right on cue"

After I got home from a late night at the office, I saw the Tigers replay on FSN with Mario and Rod

by AdamMD2B August 31, 2006

Joot Rod

A person with roller coaster like emotions, usually beginning with intense anger bursts followed by extreme joy as if someone flipped a switch. Excessive talking of the douche dialect. Commonly known to be of spanish origin.

A person who doesn't handle their alcohol well. Jackass induced behaviors after consuming a minimal amount of alcohol.

Boss was so annoying today, he's such a Joot Rod.

That Joot Rod is rolling around on the floor again, how much did he have to drink?

He's looking a little lopsided in the scrot department, very Joot rod-like

by yeaisaidthat4 June 30, 2011

chief rod

a king size splif.

Sper: Riise, I think Max is sleeping.

Riise: Yo, Basz light that chief rod.

Sebass: After I finish this FIFA game.

by zooted bat August 21, 2009

hum my rod

Another term for "suck my dick".

{Joe & Josh are at the baseball stadium; Joe has the "cheap seats"}

Josh: Hey Joe, how's the weather up in the nosebleed section?
Joe: HUM MY ROD Josh!!!

by Telephony June 20, 2011