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Riley

The biggest bitch you will ever meet. Normally has a big nose and is known for stuffing her bra and bulling people.
Riley is a bitch don't be her friend.
by Rileyhall666 May 20, 2014
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Riley

Riley Knox is often rich. But not from his own money; from his daddy's. He often SAYS he's love with your cousin, and she with him. But he will also cheat with a slut named miranda.

(a girl from ARKANSAS)
and then accumulate genital herpes :)
Cousin: I miss Riley...
You: Girl, hes got some nasty itches in places they don't need to be!
Cousin: oh yeah i forgot, hes dating miranda.
by Angry Cousin October 17, 2009
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Riley

To Riley someone means to give a guy the best blow job he will ever experience
Dude, last night she gave me a Riley!
by flipskey May 27, 2011
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Riley

(N) A man who, although apparently happily married, enjoys nocturnal adventures with burly types in all-male saunas.

(V) To Riley – to fellate, specifically, Russian submariners in dim-lit dockside alleyways at night.
(N) See that chap over there with his wife buying tickets for Glee, apparently he's a bit of a Riley.

(V) He fell to his knees and vigorously Rileyed Ivan until a gallon of piping hot semen exploded against the back of his throat.
by Professor Ernest Gruntfuttock September 28, 2011
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Riley

Riley is an ugly dumbass bitch who thinks she runs the world, when in reality, everyone hates her. She is a thot, who has no original personality, she tries to hard and is just a failure at life.
Everyone:"EWUUHHH IS THAT RILEY🤮🤮🤮🤮
by DontBeFcknRUUDEEE July 24, 2019
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riley

riley is incredible. she will love you forever and believe in you more than you believe in yourself. she's not the friend that will be for you when you cry, but she'll have a wet shoulder from your tears. shes the girl that thinks shes the ugliest girl in the world and that all of her friends are so pretty but in reality she's the beautiful one. and not only are her looks beautiful, but her personality is. she's such a bright soul but she has convinced herself that nobody likes her. she thinks she'll never have a boyfriend but she doesnt realize she has guys lining up to talk to her. she can be really chill and quiet but if she opens up she can be so goofy and so much fun to hang out with. she's the one that says sorry after ranting because she has convinced herself that everyone could care less about her feelings. she's the one that ends up being the only one single in the group but nobody understands why. she says she's okay with being single but deep down she wishes she had someone to cuddle with at night. she hands out her little pieces even though so many people have broken her. she seems fine but when you get to know her she has gone through some deep shit. she lets everyone walk all over her and manipulate her so she's is always being used. but depsite that she's incredibly positive and always tries to look at the bright side. so if you find a riley. get ahold of her and keep her around, she's a good person to have by your side in life.
wow. she's amazing. she has to be a riley.
by bootyholesimdone January 27, 2019
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riley

someone that stays up all night and eats a lot of food but doesn't gain weight. she is probably going to be a crackhead when she is older. she also would probably hit a dinosaur if she could and overthinks everything.
person 1: oh my gosh look it's riley
person 2: i think she just killed a dinosaur because he was getting on her nerves
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