If a company is a house, then Human Resources is the septic tank; all the shit goes there. Human Resources, better known as HR, is the lowest place in a corporation's hierarchy, although they make themselves important by gaining the ability to control who works and who doesn't. To be a success in HR one must lose all trace of humanity and become a robot (becoming a whore is also advisable.) To paraphrase Willie Nelson,"mommas, dont let your babies grow up to be HR drones, don't let 'em be robots or whores or sluts, make 'em be robbers or car thieves and such....."
when i was a child, i thought like a child, but when i grew up and started working in Human Resources, i knew i had lost my soul, and to appease my new gods i fired my best friend, my girlfriend, my brother, an Iraqi war veteran with a silver star and a distinguished service cross, and the guy who saved me from drowning when i was a kid. what a good day's work!!
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Where The Money Reside = WT$R
Dude named Durrell Smylie from Baton Rouge, car salesman has gone viral after posting a video that details a special to customers looking to purchase a new vehicle. He made up "Where The Money Reside" in that video. It basically means this is where the money at.
Dude named Durrell Smylie from Baton Rouge, car salesman has gone viral after posting a video that details a special to customers looking to purchase a new vehicle. He made up "Where The Money Reside" in that video. It basically means this is where the money at.
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Get the Where The Money Reside mug.The list that you make at the beginning of the new year right before you go back to school or work of the the things that you want to accomplish that year. "This year will be different!", you think as you put the list in your bedside drawer and go out to runs some errands.
Six months later, you find the list again during spring cleaning and discover that you haven't done a single thing on that f*cking list!!! You crumple the list up and throw it away, realizing again how crappy your life is....
Six months later, you find the list again during spring cleaning and discover that you haven't done a single thing on that f*cking list!!! You crumple the list up and throw it away, realizing again how crappy your life is....
SOB!!! I haven't done anything on this f*cking resolution list! Screw it, I'm going to the bar...
AGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! This list is the epitemy of my worthlessness.
AGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! This list is the epitemy of my worthlessness.
by raichupal January 5, 2011
Get the Resolution List mug.A "rescue call" is set up in advance of a family gathering that you don't want to attend. This arrangement involves appointing a friend to call you at a pre-determined time, providing you with an excuse to leave early. A well timed rescue call occurs immediately after you have eaten.
Rescuee: Thanks for supper - the meat was good eh? Woosh!
*phone rings*
Rescuee: Hullo?
Rescuer: Hey man, here's your 6:30 rescue call.
Rescuee: Oh hey. How are you?
Rescuer: I'll see you in a bit. Don't forget to pick up some rolling papers on the way over.
Rescuee: Oh, yeah...don't worry, I'll be right there.
*click*
Rescuee: Fff, I gotta go and help someone with some school stuff. I guess I'll see you later eh?
*phone rings*
Rescuee: Hullo?
Rescuer: Hey man, here's your 6:30 rescue call.
Rescuee: Oh hey. How are you?
Rescuer: I'll see you in a bit. Don't forget to pick up some rolling papers on the way over.
Rescuee: Oh, yeah...don't worry, I'll be right there.
*click*
Rescuee: Fff, I gotta go and help someone with some school stuff. I guess I'll see you later eh?
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Get the rescue call mug.A term largely used in MMORPGs (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games) where you are given the chance to rebuild your character's ability set. This is often granted for free as a result of game changes over time that may have rendered your character weaker.
Some MMO's have implemented methods where you acquire an item to get a respec or you can pay with in game money for one.
This term originated in Dark Age of Camelot, where you distribute points into Specializations when you level.
Some MMO's have implemented methods where you acquire an item to get a respec or you can pay with in game money for one.
This term originated in Dark Age of Camelot, where you distribute points into Specializations when you level.
As a Verb:
"I respec'd into Augmentation so I could be a buff bot."
As a Noun:
"Mythic gave Warlocks free respecs after they were nerfed."
"I respec'd into Augmentation so I could be a buff bot."
As a Noun:
"Mythic gave Warlocks free respecs after they were nerfed."
by CSteel22 October 13, 2006
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