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The Internet's Retard Brother

Myspace is the internet's retard brother.
by weavesteve October 18, 2008
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Stupid Fucking Retard

It's not enough to be retarded, when someone is so stupid and fucking dumb, you have to whip out the Stupid Fucking Retard card.
House Oniku is filled with "Stupid Fucking Retard"(s).
by BruhSlayer59 August 18, 2020
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Renarded

The politically correct term for when a normal (non-mentally handicapped) person does something stupid or idiotic.
The fraternity guy who goes streaking in sub-zero temperatures is renarded.
by J. T. P. December 19, 2008
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Retard rights

Disgraceful or inappropriate public behaviour that would never be tolerated from a "normal" person, but is accepted when that person is retarded/disabled.
Johnny Downer (whilst rubbing his genitalia through his dungarees) shouts: "EUEUEEEERRGHHH DO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS YOU DIRTY WHORE?!"

Sexy female 1 (turns, shocked and appalled): "Excuse me?!"

Johnny Downer's carer: "I am awfully sorry, he has Down's syndrome"

Sexy female 1 (embarrassed smile): "Awww, isn't he a lovely young man? Don't worry about it, have a nice day!"

Johnny Downer (with a dirty grin): "I love my retard rights"
by Johnny Downer October 24, 2009
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Retard Wrangler

An employer that constantly hires retards to work in their shop
Well I just hired another moron... I must be the biggest retard wrangler.
by BruceJrTheRetardWrangler April 16, 2015
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Electric Retard

the about page from this web comic begins, "An entrancing comic strip suitable for children. It is drawn in MS paint buy sic a guy named eric, who likes to photograph children in the park on sunny days."

Electric Retard is truly an enchanting demonstration that art does not require fancy software or the ability to draw. Using only MS paint, a fertile mind full of good ideas, and just a little bit of hope for a better world, eric created art that truly defines the world in which we live.

I guess electric retard could also be an adjective to describe retards made of electricity.
After I read that comic from electric retard, I realized Hemingway, Faulkner, Kafka, Dostoevsky, and Twain were all talentless hacks.

guy 1: Man, I feel bad for making fun of that electric retard.
guy 2: You should. He's retarded!
guy 1: No, that's not why I feel bad. He heard and started shocking me. Now I can't get it up.
by beaulingpin June 23, 2009
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retard

A person born with a mental condition and therefore has to work a million times harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we take for granted. On top of this, a retard will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand. The people who choose to make fun of the mental retarded tend to be complete morons and cannot comprehend that these people have feelings and emotions just like anyone else.
I find it amusing that saying somebody has cancer would not be taken as a joke and yet, using another disease such as mental retarded as an insult is common among society, and many do not realize that it is very offensive and that there is something seriously wrong about it.
by unknown June 29, 2003
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