ralph klein

The best leader the fine Province of Alberta has ever seen. He has rid the province of rats, debt, Provincial sales tax and unfair rules and regulations within the business community and the Oil Patch. Ralph Klein is a conservative, and has brought Alberta's GDP per capita to the number one spot in the country with help from the Oil and Gas industry. Currently, Alberta now pays for the maritime provinces, nunavut, and the northwest territories to exist from revenues from just the province. Ralph's believe in equal treatment for ALL citizens even the rich who are severely taxed for contributing the most to the economic prosperity we all enjoy. He supports fair policies including fair taxation policy for all levels of income earners, not just taxing the rich, and letting the poor pay for nothing. Ralph Klein isn't afraid of being honest and will speak his mind without fear of left-wing cry-babbies making a fuss about the truth. Also, despite his trouble with alcohol, he still managed to lead the province away from economic disaster whilst under the influence.

Now that our great leader is sober, the province has never been better.

"You can't keep spending a buck-ten, when you only have a buck." - The Honourable Ralph Klein

Hey did you see Ralph pwn that commie scumbag?

Ralph Klein will crush the debt and communism with his laser-gun eyesight.

by calg-student April 12, 2006

Ralph

To "ralph" someone - to leave someone high and dry by failing to fulfil your promises.

Wednesday - "I'll make dinner tomorrow"; Sunday - Still waiting for the dinner: to have been ralphed.

by komanchi June 9, 2011

Ralph Lauren

A fantastic clothing line designed by Ralph Lauren. Used to be considered classy to wear, but now you have white trash and black people trying to wear it. That and the production of fake RL in China has lead to the downfall of Ralph Lauren. Ralph Lauren is no longer a "thing" for the preps.

Chantel " OMG, ew, look at that white trash trying to wear RL."

Blair " Ahaha, ew, I'm definetly not buying Ralph Lauren anymore."

Chantel " Me either, let's run to Lacoste, before the black people take over that"

Blair " Yes! Let's take my bentley.!"

by Hummahumma March 9, 2011

ralph

foolish; idiotic; retarded or incapable of acting appropriately.

"i used to be good friends with him, but now i just think he's totally ralph."

by newswood June 5, 2009

ralph

1) a male name
2) vomit
3) right (in directions)

Ok, Ralph, how do I get your house from mine?
ok, Louie, head left to Pine, do a louie then go half a mile to River Road, hang a ralph, keep heading down River til you get to a white 3-floor house, if there's a fat white woman mowing the lawn whose face makes you wanna ralph, that's mywife & you're here!

hang a louie on Pine, go 2 blocks, then do a ralph on 3rd. . . 2nd house on your left.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 9, 2013

Ralphed

Verb:3
1) First you have to not get your rocks off for 2 months. (when you finally find a girl) Then when you are first starting to blow your load from a girl giving you head, and she attempts to pull away after taking a substantial amount of your baby batter, you proceed to reach out and "gently persuade" her mouth to continue being filled by your man protein until you are damn good and ready to release her.

Dude, I FINALLY got this girl to give me head...she didn't really want to take it, but I ralphed her good.

by Ludacross7 April 22, 2006

Ralph

A person deemed to be rather simple. An idiot.

Person 1 : "I've just realised that I've been spelling my own name wrong for years!"

Person 2 : "What a Ralph!"

by SplitterWord January 14, 2015