Sike! I'm not a Rappa

When you dishin' out some dick but you really need a piss Yell "IM GUNNA CUM," so she turns round and gets her face close to your dick and yell at the top of your lungs "SIKE IM NOT A RAPPA" and then piss all over her face

Her: oh my god your fuckin me so gud
Me: TURN ROUND SLUT IM GUNNA CUM
*she turns round*
Me: SIKE! I'M NOT A RAPPA
*pisses all up in her shit*

by Fiisch June 25, 2017

rapper's cock

Descriptive of an item that is pungently flavoured with cheese.

"By 'eck Ma, these Wotsits are as cheesy as a rapper's cock!"

or

"I'll have the deep-pan Hawaian please Waitress, with extra pineapple and more cheese than a rapper's cock."

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

rapper laid

having multiple intercourse partners in comparison to the amounts of a rapper.

damn son, i hope one day i can get rapper laid, just like fiddy cent!

by defleper July 5, 2009

Rappin' for Jesus

A popular song made by Pastor Jim Colerick and Mary Sue Colerick who most likely fucks the people in his church but Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
Oooooooo
He's a life-changer, miracle-arranger
Born to the virgin mom in a manger
Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger
And he died for your sins
I preach the word, that's my gig
And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG
Other emcees, I wish them well
But if you live in sin, you burn in hell
Now I'ma pass the mic to my lovely wife
She's a fly emcee and the light of my life
So to bust a rhyme without further ado
Take it away, Mary Sue!
Jesus Christ is my nigga

I am officially a Rappin' for Jesus Christian

by Go ring the durbell September 30, 2020

Rapper

Often confused as a poet, a rapper uses poor grammar and turns it into style. Also mis-pronounciation and made-up words originate from this. Most are black.

50 cent (s) ('fitty')

by Ian Norton November 26, 2003

Top 10 Worst Rappers

10. Wishbone
9. Young Joc
8. Bow Wow
7. Mike Jones
6. Das Efx
5. Pras
4. Diddy
3. Birdman
2. Vanilla Ice
1. Soulja boy tell em'(also worst name eva)

The top 10 worst rappers... eva..eva, eva, eva....... eva.

by Makblunt April 22, 2008

World's Best Rappers List

In no particular order, and definitely not complete. Era is taken into consideration.

Rakim
Biggie
Pac
Big Daddy Kane
Big L
Mos Def
Immortal Technique
Jay-Z (hate all you want, I dare you to test an album against reasonable doubt.)
Raekwon
Andre 3000
Eminem
Nas
Jeru the Damaja
Ice Cube
The Game
Grandmaster Caz
Redman
Kurupt
KRS One
Bustah Rhymes
Too Short
Missy Elliot (yeah, she makes the list)
Clipse (both of them)
Scarface
LL Cool J
Pharoahe Monch
Kurtis Blow
Run DMC (respect)
Melle Mel
Del the Funky Homosapien
AZ
Slick Rick
Talib Kweli


People I want to give it up to, but just don't know if I can.
Ghostface Killah
Big Boi
Snoop Doggy Dogg
Q-Tip
Common (I view him as more of a poet then a MC)
Eazy E
Chuck D
T.I. (I just like the dude)
Chali 2na

Women
Queen Latifah
MC Lyte
Lauryn Hill
Eve (although I'm pretty sure most of her stuff is ghostwritten)

I am... the best rapper alive. World's Best Rappers List

by mdub2 January 19, 2009