by Sinep6 January 27, 2017

Trendy as hell, sense of pride that only is out done with his own image of uniqueness. Hates all music that is produced for money, except classic rock and punk. Skinny to the point you wonder if he is in fact a guy.
Kid: This band is really cool, first heard them on the radio.
Granger Ranger: Eh they are too popular if 10 people leave maybe.
Kid: uh what are you talking about.
Granger Ranger: Starbucks is gay
Kid: What?
Granger Ranger: Lets drink wine and Frolic
Kid: Uh... Frolic?
Granger Ranger: Yeah Frolic, no one does it.
Kid: Cause that sounds gay... I'm going home.
Granger Ranger: Eh they are too popular if 10 people leave maybe.
Kid: uh what are you talking about.
Granger Ranger: Starbucks is gay
Kid: What?
Granger Ranger: Lets drink wine and Frolic
Kid: Uh... Frolic?
Granger Ranger: Yeah Frolic, no one does it.
Kid: Cause that sounds gay... I'm going home.
by Faceuphigh August 4, 2008

A sexual escapade inspired by the Lone Ranger. It is when a woman straddles her lover while he is driving. She rides in the fashion that a ranger would his horse, with urgency and passion. At the moment of completion she dismounts her steed, grabs his member and makes a mask across her eyes with his glory.
After a long drive through Nebraska all that kept me sane was when my girlfriend completed a road ranger for me. Took me two sessions to finish her mask.
by Tonto steed September 29, 2012

1. Channing holloway
2. A hilarious prankcall usually recieved at 2 AM.
3. A slut barbie who steals money and gets lost in the nigger woods.
2. A hilarious prankcall usually recieved at 2 AM.
3. A slut barbie who steals money and gets lost in the nigger woods.
by Beeco August 15, 2008

A man who pursues adventures, escapades, or shenanigans in the rectal area of another man. Also may be used to describe the "double life" of a man who is married with kids, but secretly is a butt pirate with other men at night and on business trips
John is so obviously a rectal ranger. I mean, hes more addicted to ass than one of those scat freaks!
by The Dizzle with the Wizzles! March 17, 2003

by Wattsy3 May 8, 2009

john:oh today is a lovely day..
gay man:hey sweetie,how are u today??oh those pants are so cute.
john:u sir are a rectom ranger!
gay man:hey sweetie,how are u today??oh those pants are so cute.
john:u sir are a rectom ranger!
by hyena August 1, 2007
