rise and shine

the way kylie jenner wakes up her (already awake) daughter, stormi.

kylie: okay i’m gonna go wake up stormi now.

kylie: *opens door and turns lights on*
stormi: *is already wide awake and standing up*
kylie: rise and shine

by stinky shrek October 17, 2019

rise and shine

you might of heard this famous quote before, as well as many other memes or vines, but if you live under a fucking rock you greasy bitch, rise and shine is a famous quote from the one and only kardashiono, your parents probably say that gay shit to you too, gay boy

“wake stormy up, anddd get outta here, and show you guys her room!”

*walks into the poor child’s room, hoping that she didn’t kill herself*

“RHIISE AND SHYYNE (rise and shine in english)”

thank you - gay nigga

by gangbang420 October 18, 2019

rise n shine

the act of masterbating immedatitly following getting woke up.

After a long drunkin night dan was intised to do a rise n shine.

by luke February 16, 2005

Rise and grind

If someone says something cringey

Ah rise and grind

by Eurooooooooooooooooooooooo January 8, 2019

riseley

Hater of all things splastic.

The half season ticket holders were held in even more contempt by the riseleys when they held up their 'bring it on' cards.

by Rumble Stix May 1, 2006

riser box

a prominent mons pubis, or female pubic bone.

Nothing beats a girl with a squirting riser box.

by Parthian January 12, 2007

Riseability

The ability to rise, as defined by Minnesota Timberwolves television analyst Jim Peterson.

"Have you ever seen Rodney Carney dunk? That dude's got serious riseability."

by AndyReierson February 25, 2009