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Muddy Rudder

A nautical technique used to direct sailboat's when the rudder is broken. One party on the boat inserts his penis into another's anus, thereby placing fecal matter on the penis to use for grip. The penis is then dipped in the water to provide direction to the craft.
We were in a tight spot when the boat lost it's steering, but I used a muddy rudder to get us back on course.
by dave invented it May 22, 2006
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reader

Someone who has read the books of a popular movie or TV series. These people will generally laud it over "watchers" with comments like "I knew that was going to happen" or "it was way better in the book" or "If you think this is good, you should read the books"

They can generally be spotted as being the ones pulling out their camera phones to record "reaction videos" at a crucial moment during a critical episode of a movie or TV episode (a la the Game of Thrones 'Red Wedding' reaction video phenom) -- thus generally giving away to the "lesser people" that shit is about to get hectic.

Don't be that guy.
How can you tell if someone is a reader?

DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL TELL YOU.
by jeffois June 13, 2013
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Render

Photoshop's feature that makes your computer extremely hot for five minutes, after which nothing is accomplished.
I was wondering why the fuck the image was coming up with all these jagged lines. When I found a Render button I figured….ohhhh…that’s the button that’s gonna do ultra high sampling ’n’ stuff
and this jagged piece of crap is just a quick, working render so gpus don’t melt ,but apparently “Render” means….”Get Hot for 5 Minutes”
by iLikeSquirtles February 24, 2015
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Redferned

To be disoriented or inebriated to the point where it is impossible to keep track of one's belongings.

Often accompanied by consuming mass quantities of alcohol and conversing with every stranger within a two block radius.
Question: You were pretty messed up last night, where's your car?

Answer: I have absolutely no idea, I got Redferned last night, can you drive me around until I find it?
by grinny123 February 4, 2010
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Double Dutch Rudder

all in all just a dutch rudder but with two males each holding there own penis and performing the act on each other with there other arm.
Man all the ladies left me and Mark and the party so we got our freak on with the double dutch rudder.
by Darryl Jacoby March 14, 2009
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Dutch Rudder variation Toe Pull

A variation of the Dutch Rudder using bunk beds. The male individual on the top bunk lays face down on the mattress while the individual on the bottom bunk uses their feet and legs to push up on the bottom of the top bunk repeatedly.
Martha: "Last night I heard a ruckus coming from the boy's bedroom and what I thought was them jumping on the bed, I went in to find them doing the 'Dutch Rudder variation Toe Pull'."

Nick: "Now that we have bunk beds, we have so much more room for activities!"
Steve: "Yeah, like the Dutch Rudder variation Toe Pull!"
by neato gang August 18, 2011
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Redfern

A sexually satisfying male or a male that can generally persuade his way into drugs and sex.
Cherri: I hear Floyd is a real redfern in the sack.
by unmerica January 9, 2013
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