queff

when a girl lays on my bed and farts with her pussy

she queffed on my bed it was so sexy

by psychopathic...pat January 27, 2010

quif sucking

When a women is about to quif the man or men reach for the nearest container and capture the emitted wind and proceed to snort the contants until they eventually pass out.

I was totally doing this girl and passed out from quif sucking.

by ferri goodblower June 20, 2008

quirfing

A fart that is formed in the testis and travels through the vas deferens and emerges though the penis. It is a painfully process is ultimately fulfilling with the female species.

After I was eating mexican food I started quirfing loudly in spanish class.

by Jack "spuds" Kiewel November 5, 2010

Quaffle

For non-muggles, a quaffle is in fact a waffle that has been saturated with queefs. Usually occuring in breakfast resturants with tainted food.

Dog, I went to Denny's and the waitress destroyed my grand slam breakfast by giving me quaffles instead of frenchtoast.

by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010

quaffed

To eat at an alarming rate. To have food disappear and not remember eating it...

oh man, i just quaffed that sandwich

by pruney78 May 23, 2009

quifficient

to be quick and effcient

that was so f'ing fast it was quifficient!!

by funbobby69 February 26, 2010

quiffel

(adj)
Showing uncommonness, or uniqueness.
Not commonly known.(often used to talk about something related to videogames)

That lamp is so quiffel.
His hat is very quiffel, it is made of metal and Styrofoam balls.
I have a quiffel fact about StarCraft.

by kickthemoney February 4, 2010