Master Queef

When a female can beat a males fart with a vagina fart also known as a Queef

Man1: (Rips one really loud) Awwwww shit that was good

Female1: (Rips one louder with a Queef) Ahhhh that was stress reliving

Male2: Dam Bitch you a Master Queef you should be in the Olympics

by Jesus and Kucaracha January 28, 2009

Creampie Queef

a new form of birth control, perfected by Eleanor Roosevelt, in which a female releases air through her snatch and sends the cum shooting out.

After I blew a load in my girlfriend she creampie queefed all over my chest.

by 2004WMain December 19, 2008

Queef-Quiche

Is a quiche of made mostly out of egg and queef. (Vaginal Flatulance...)
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When a person queefs in another's face and says: "Enjoying the Queef-Quiche?"

"Hey Simon - Pass the queef quiche!"

"Another slice of queef quiche thank you!"

"Whats your favorite type of quiche? - Queef, of course!"

by Dr Queef Sneefer August 9, 2009

queef grand cherokee

the act of blowing weed smoke into a womens vagina then reinhaling it

my boyfriend tried a queef grand cherokee with me the other day, he said it got him really high

by twistaj May 24, 2010

queef sandwich

When two women straddle a mans erect penis and proceed to queef simultaniously. Sucks for him.

Dude my girlfriend and her mom gave me the raunchiest queef sandwich last night, all day people have been asking me if I went fishing.

by Super Duper Cock Muffin November 19, 2006

Queef

The noise a girls vagina makes after getting repeatedly pounded by a dick.

Cauldwell's mom queefed so lound yesterday after i banged the shit out of her.

Did you hear that queef yesterday? It sounded like someone ripped ass.

by Cauldwell's mom May 26, 2009

queef job (QJ)

A queef job or QJ is when a man has his face so close to a trollop's axe wound that when she queefs his hair gets blown back and a waft of mist hits his forhead.

I'm not certain how Mona got all that air in her twat but when I went down for a closer look, the queef job (QJ) she gave me blew my mind!!

by Tex Texington February 5, 2010