queef

when a female gasses from her vaginal area

there was a loud farting noise as she landed on the bed...she realized it came from her vagina and that it really was a queef

by melissa August 2, 2003

QUEEF

an infamous r and b singer.

queef latinah

by nobody you know February 16, 2004

queef

A wet flappy fart noise that is emmitted from the pus when air is brought into it. It usually creates a sloppy "ppppfffftttt" noise followed by a wet fart and the rapid flapping of pussy lips. Sometimes white chunks of seman have been known to fly out of my friends vagina.

"Alli queefed after the shower and a huge cum ball flew out."

by Victor April 14, 2003

queef

when a women blows air out of her vagina

"hey Jonie did you queef, because if you did it smells like fish"

by alex brownie January 28, 2008

queef

an anal explosion of air that leaves a gaping hole in your vag and underwear causing shit to just pour out. can "blow" things away. such as leaves, people, ground, etc. you can practically blow anything away. Or you could use it as a jet-pack aka a queef-pack

Her queef was powerful
She just had an atomic queef
It was queeftastic
and your gay for reading this ;{D

by vaginaloverlicker November 15, 2010

queef

what slutty people do when they have sex
it's a fart from the vagina LOLZ

rachel s. is a queefer

by cooliox0xo0 November 24, 2007

queef

A gasous waste that comes from the vagina. If inhaled by a male creature, small infants with vaginas for faces may explode from the males gonads. This act can be known as queef rapid reproduction or QRR. Chemicals from queefs often cause mutations into child ninjas if given at birth. Side effects include cornicopias sprouting from the nose during thanksgiving.

Queefs are pretty gross, but pretty freakin awesome.

by skaaaadoooshhh July 28, 2011