monkey quiff

the hair protruding from the crack in an elderly mans arse.

''woh.. i can smell the coconuts on that old mans monkey quiff''

by tarzans balls January 6, 2012

shit quiff

A person who knows their hair is thinning rapidly but quiffs it over in an attempt to hide the bald spots and receading hair line.

Person 1: Do you think if I quiff my hair like this people it will hide my bald patches and take away from large forehead?

Person 2: dude, just shave your fucking head, that's an absolute shit quiff!

by Legen...dary December 19, 2015

Chickens quiff

When a women’s vaginal lips labia resembles that of a chickens comb quiff

“Mate, that bird I shagged last night had a fanny that looked like a chickens quiff”

by The_Full_Monty February 4, 2020

quiffe

a fanny fart from your fanny

i just quiffed, did it get you?

by fanny bone September 18, 2006

quamf

the male version of a queef- a fart emenating from the penis.

dude did you hear john's quamf??!!

by quamftacular June 18, 2011

Quaaf

A penis fart, like a queef.

I think I queefed.
Nah, you quaafed.

by Bcbxjx May 3, 2017

Quiff

Slur for gay men who will pay money to suck cock.
--New York City 1960's

Dan's strapped for cash so he's out trolling for quiff.

by Keedle August 29, 2008