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pine jockey

bench warmer, someone who sits on the bench at athletic events. the bench is made of pine therefore, riding the pine. pine jockey
that fat kid is such a pine jockey how did he get on the team
by guy mann-dude October 30, 2008
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Pine Bush

The most cheapest town in the world that always smells like cow shit and is full of hillbillys and farms
by Goteeeee1234 March 28, 2017
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Red Pineapple of Death

A nickname for Vice Captain of Squad 11 in the Gotei thirteen of Soul Society- Renji Abarai- of the popular manga and anime series Bleach by Tite Kubo. Renji Abarai's hair is a deep red, and when he ties it up- which is all the time- his hair looks like a pineapple.
He is the Red Pineapple of Death- FEAR HIM! (it's actually just Renji wearing a shirt that says Red Pineapple of Death)
by AnimeFreakazoid October 18, 2011
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Thomas Paine

(n.) Radical 18th century British polemicist whose critiques of monarchy, civil society, and religion had a great impact on America's "Founding Fathers." He was also a BDSM enthusiast and the inventor (jointly, with Benjamin Franklin) of a series of nipple clips that bore his aptly-suited surname throughout most of the late 18th century.
Thomas Paine was a famous British author and debater who influenced the American and French Revolutions.
by Dylan ***DaShizz*** July 6, 2009
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Pineapple

The single greatest fruit ever to exist. It is far superior to the mango, apple, papaya, or any other fruit. It's increadble flavor and intense juiciness should make people gasp in awe. It shall soon have a religion based around it.
Oh my god, a pineapple! I think I'm going to have an orgasm.
by PineappleDude December 28, 2005
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pineapple shipwreck

When a man wearing a pirate hat engages in anal sex with a woman and right as he cums he slams a fresh pineapple into the back the woman's head.

A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.
Peter always pulls the pineapple shipwreck, but I heard Juan pulled a pina colada on him last night.
by Pineapples & Coconuts April 19, 2011
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Hairy Pineapple

The appearance of a man's scrotum through the mesh lining of revealing workout shorts or bathing suit; the mesh lining, or basket, mimics the diagonal pattern of a pineapple and allows the hair to poke out through the holes in the mesh.
When Schneider hoisted his leg up on the weightlfting bench to stretch his hamstring, I totally saw his hairy pineapple. Ewwwghhhk!
by The Dirty Wordsmiths August 18, 2008
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