coach purcell

Beaver ass nigga that can't close her mouth cause her teeth some shark teeth

Coach Purcell go back to your home.

by Big titty butch May 16, 2017

purell sure

When you're 99.99% sure of something

I'm purell sure that she's taken, dude

by caterpillarcock March 31, 2011

porcelain chariot

Toilet bowl

Jeez that pizza gave me the shits, i've been riding the porcelain chariot all night

by Bommaz September 11, 2011

Porcelain Pastry

when someone takes a mean dump, preferably at a bakery and forgets to flush on purpose. leaving the turds "pasteries" in there for the next unlucky users enjoyment.

i went to take a shit at the local bakery and as i opened the toilet seat i gawked at the porcelain pastry someone had left for me.

by BROSKIxSCALLOPS May 9, 2012

porcelain mugs

Porcelain mugs is London slang for 'drugs'

See also the legendary Ska Punk edgy controversial meme based band 'Porcelain Mugs' managed by Deano.

Sort me out with some porcelain mugs geezer.

by WW deano July 8, 2014

Porcelain Cowboy

When you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind while she's puling in the toilet

i gave my girlfriend the porcelain cowboy last night when she got sick.

by 32opal February 24, 2015

Porcelain Panini

The act of smashing a fresh turd between the seat and lid of a toilet.

I had to drop a deuce in the worst way but couldn't as someone had turned my shitter into a porcelain panini.

by Stank22 January 19, 2016