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Puppy of a bitch

The actual meaning of the phrae "son of a bitch" A bitch is a female dog, and their "sons" are puppies, so hence the actual phrase puppy of a bitch.
Smart Guy: You stupid puppy of a bitch!!! Moron: Wtf? Don't you mean son of a bitch? Smart Guy: No you idiot, the son of a female dog is called a puppy, so I called you the scientifically correct phrase. Moron: Uhhh.....
by Xero _ Manifest November 20, 2010
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puppy dogs and ice cream

(adj. or noun) refers to any topic of safe, meaningless conversation used when someone is afraid to come to terms with their sexual desires.

Swingers
"The money babies were throwing him the party vibe but he was all puppy dogs and ice cream."
by Krumm April 2, 2004
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lost puppy syndrome

When one who is in a relationship finds themselves constantly looking around for their significant other at seemingly random times in hopes the other will randomly appear.

Also used when texting, where there is a lull in the conversation and you finds yourself staring at your phone or checking it often to see if a new text has arrived that you somehow missed in the 3 seconds since you last checked.

Can be abbreviated LPS
Bob: What is Steve looking around for?
Charlie: He's hoping that Susan will show up any minute
Bob: Isn't she in Georgia?
Charlie: Yeah but he's got lost puppy syndrome... he can't help but looking around
by nandjare1 December 18, 2009
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Puppy Tail

Puppy Tail
When one inserts a raw hot dog into ones anus and wags it around to attract a puppy for the purpose of nibbling it out of ones bottom.
I hope this twelve pack of wieners is enough puppy tails for tonight's party, I'm expecting numerous guests.
by WootALoot December 14, 2009
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cunt puppy

1. a person engaged in chatting up, having sex with and then cruelly disposing of a woman.
2. noun - the person who is on the hunt for women to be a cunt puppy to.
3. coll. - a very nasty man who treats women badly.
Dude, James is a real cunt puppy - he's always on the sniff..

Oh man, I can't believe you got anal and a blow job straight after, you are so the Cunt Puppy!!
by Fanda Prdeli February 27, 2008
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puppy

A man under the age of 25, because they are still trainable.
Have you seen Melissa's new puppy, Chris? He is even better trained than the last one.
by Mel F. May 15, 2007
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Puppy kicker

Lowest form of life on the planet, anyone that hurts a dog should be killed in the most disgusting way imaginable.
Bob 1) Did you see that guy push that old lady?
Bob 2) Yah, what a fuckin puppy kicker!
Bob 1) Let's go kill him in the most disgusting way imaginable!
by sweatygooch August 3, 2010
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