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Penis pudding

Warm pudding like substance which some women find delicious.They say its salty to the taste.
Sara loved gargling with my penis pudding.
by Mossy October 23, 2003
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Pudding Weasel

Cavia Porcellus (aka Guinea Pig).

Named after their similarity to a weasel after eating alot of pudding.
My pudding weasel is ever hungry.
Damn! My pudding weasel pissed the bed...
by Porcy Porcellus July 16, 2010
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Fergie Pudding

A sweet Christmas concoction that has essentially the same recipe as figgy pudding but replaces the figs with black eyed peas.
"Hey Stacy Ann Ferguson (Fergie's full name), put out more of that Fergie pudding!"

"Hey I don't put out for anybody."

"OK, sorry only it is so sweet and delicious...please?"

"That's better."
by Cirdellin December 28, 2009
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panty pudding

The result of the panty crotch absorbing the moisture of the pussy juice.A thick paste with a mild sweaty smell.It's to die for.
Let your lady spend four or five hours in a mall.Scrap the crotch of her panties with your nail and sniff.
by Jayrod May 24, 2003
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the proof is in the pudding

The original phrase is "The proof of the pudding is in the eating!" Which means you have to eat the pudding to know what's inside of it.

The modern version of "The proof is in the pudding." Implies that there is a lot of evidence that I will not go through at this moment and you should take my word for it, or you could go through all of the evidence yourself.
Homeowner: I don't believe it really takes 100 trees to build a house?

Carpenter: The lumber for the framing of the house requires all the boards to be the same length; the proof is in the pudding.
by WarHammer October 9, 2012
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butt pudding

foul smelling loosely-formed shit.
Greg thought he was going to pinch a loaf, but instead dropped some butt pudding.
by kajoe September 19, 2006
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pud-whack

Someone who enjoys whacking their "pud"...or in other words masturbating. You could also call a nerd or a jerk a 'pud-whack'
God, John, you are such a pud-whack. (It fits either category of definition!)
by Jo May 5, 2005
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