Puddlemelt 

Most people have noticed that individuals of the "Millennial Generation" when confronted directly on an issue instead of addressing the problem head-on they quickly withdraw, curl up and melt into a puddle, hence puddlemelt.

Yuri was really slacking off on the job and we were really wondering what he was doing all day, we planned very carefully as to avoid a puddlemelt incident but even after sprinkles of praise and adoration at the front end of our discussion Yuri ended up puddlemelting into his chair.

Puddlemelt by Hixxz68 August 2, 2018

Dead sea pudding 

Another word for man gravy, baby batter, nut-juice, cum, sperm.

Named so because of it's allegedly salty taste and consistency.

"Sarah got so worked up last night giving me head she had two servings of Dead sea pudding."

Dead sea pudding by aenar November 22, 2009

puddy cods 

Freshly shaved balls.

Babe if your going to shave your balls tonight please do not sleep naked. I dont want your puddy cods sticking to my back.

I'll tea bag it as long as you have puddy cods.

puddy cods by ashane November 15, 2016

Pudoo Patel

Pudoo Patel is the biggest legend on the Internet. Although he can't spell for shit, his catchphrase 'u r sayin wut u son of basterd bitch' will always crack you up, and help you when you are angry at someone. Trust me, it works 100% of the time.
He also works at Dell in India.

'Pudoo Patel, your* such an indian faggot'

'U r sayin wat u son of a basterd bitch etc'

*I purposely spelt it like this, as whoever dares insults the mighty Pudoo is a drooling moron

Pudoo Patel by theat0mic8unny April 5, 2013

puddleodomy 

The act of intentionally driving through a huge puddle in order to soak an unsuspecting pedestrian sucker

"yo, check that simp standing at the bus stop right next to that swamp in front of him. He's all five deep in fuckin wit dat iPod that he don't even know he's gonna be a victim of puddleodomy".

puddleodomy by cMoneygRip February 16, 2009

Puddiest 

A word invented on the 23 May 2012 by a University of Manchester student. The exact definition is unknown.

"is puddiest even a word"
"puddiest is it a way of describing a pudding"

Puddiest by Countdown Anon November 1, 2012

Puddlin' 

PUHD-lin, (n.)— a female act, by way of prematurely expelling bodily fluid in anticipation of meeting a potential mate. Popularized in the East Village of New York City.

When Susan found out that Brandon was meeting her at the bar for drinks, she started puddlin'.

BlackBerry Messenger Emoticon: =-?

Puddlin' by dylan_mckay January 18, 2011