prevert

a pervert who has yet to reach puberty or still acts in prepubescent way

That 5-year-old prevert looked in the girl's window as she undressed.

by thegestalt June 11, 2004

Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift

When a poor Jewish family celebrates Hanukkah yet does not have any money to provide gifts for each other. In this instance a selfgift is proclaimed, allowing another member of their immediate family to have consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse with them, thus satisfying the gift requirement. Sometimes father and daughter or brother and sister selfgifts will be given in this instance as long as both gifters are at least adolescent age. In the case that there are pre-adolescents in the family, the father and mother have sexual intercourse in front of their children, thus gifting to them to a show of lovemaking.

My mom and dad lost their jobs due to downsizing and the economy is terrible. This Hanukkah we did not have any money to buy gifts for each other. My sister offered a Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift. It wasn't right but she offered so I screwed her brains out. My parents were understanding of the situation since she didn't have a gift. I will never tell the guys in school about it though.

by The Jax August 5, 2009

Proverbs 34

a person who attempts to seduce a young Christian virgin with made-up Bible verses.

Proverbs 34 doesn\'t know what the hell he\'s talking about; so, don\'t have sex with that douchebag.

by Will Barnes April 26, 2005

prevert

A softcore pervert. Someone who is at the early stages of becoming a "pervert" later in life. They might do things that other people around them consider 'naughty-minded' or 'off-taste' for the current situation.

He was drawing naked women on his school homework, the little prevert.

by Palidori June 12, 2004

Prevel

Verb-to prevel: the act of sodomizing a ca
Noun-Prevel: one who sodomizes cats

Dude, that guy was prevelling like mad yesterday!
I know, he is such a Prevel.

by Sarlac May 6, 2008

Praveenis' Theorem

When one eats, or has eaten, they have instantly become homosexual.

Praveenis' Theorem:
One eats therefore he is gay.

Praveen: "Did you eat?"
Branden: "Yes."
Praveen: "You're so gay."

by King6 November 9, 2010

poverty porn

Maury, Jerry Springer, and any show that purposefully uses the extremely poor and/or desperate uneducated people to exploit them for the purpose of entertainment.

"Every time I see a show that involves poor people fighting, it just gives me the worst poverty porn vibe."

by Nenona571 October 20, 2013