elite programmer

A programming guru.

(See sina, hacker)

Dude, he is such an Elite Programmer.

by "The Sina" March 6, 2004

thand program

It's urdu mix english slang meaning "no worries" or "just chill".

For example, "tension nahi lenay ka" or "thand rakh tera kaam ho jaye ga" these both are examples of roman urdu.

English examples: "no tension now that i'm here", or "just relax your work will be done".

that's thand program!!!

by Ahmad Saher July 21, 2007

Kerbal Space Program

Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You build phallic rockets and try to put them into space, failing miserably. The real rocket science component will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.

NASA boss: So what makes you qualified for the job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!

by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020

program

the way in which you go about picking up a girl
usually a program has a good wingman and a good angle

hey man lets go run a program on that broad
man i ran a sweet program tonight

by Alltheangles September 28, 2005

programming

A systematic brainwashing of sorts used in the penal system as an attempt to turn inmates into people who can function acceptably in society.

Inmate #36524 refuses to program; let's throw him in the hole.

by groundless November 5, 2003

program

The correct spelling is programme!

its spelt programme, idiot!

by annonymous December 26, 2004

Predictive Programming

The idea where the elites want to make stories but they don't have the capacity to come up with something novel, so they just create media where the story is something that they plan on doing in the future.

Guy 1: Did you see the White Noise movie?
Guy 2: No, I heard it was a stupid movie that was only intended for an esoteric elite who planned the East Palestine event.
Guy 1: What a bunch of predictive programming bullshit.

by Pancrab March 1, 2023