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protestantism

The most disappointing of all religions. Unlike the other crazy made up religions, protestantism is so close to getting it right. They're are a single Pope away from reaching their full potential. But instead of stepping up and making a commitment to one, holy , apostolic Church, they're stuck on this notion of "independence" of unmediated faith in Christ.

The Catholics get it, Protestants. You've had your 490 year "protest"-let's move on. Martin Luther was probably right to translate the Bible into German, but let's stop living in the past. Whenever you are ready the Church's doors are always open. We'll let you back into eternal salvation, and all you have to do is say a Hail Mary, feel a little guilty, and deliver us your massive army of lockstep values voters.
Man, Protestantism sure is shitty.
by QWERT Manrick April 20, 2008
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The Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16 is a processing chip that uses quantum technology instead of the AMD and Intel i3, i5, and i7 processors. This new quantum technology allows for 1.5 more tetraflops to be generated instead of the low 0.25 tetraflops in the AMD processors.
I got a new ASUS laptop that has the new Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16 with 1.75 tetraflops!
by quantumprocessors July 7, 2011
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antiwar protestor

Someone who believes that despite ending Nazism, Communism, Slavery, and Fascism, war never accomplished anything.
See all those antiwar protestors that think we should not have gone into Afghanistan
by Jeff February 27, 2004
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processing

The act of leaving work at 3:30
I am going to pull a processing and leave work at 3:30 today despite my desk is full of work to do.
by concerned employer May 31, 2011
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protest vote

Boycott the 2 party system. - DON'T VOTE!

Or vote for Nader as a protest!
Wouldn't it be funny if Nader won?
by What would they do? : )) October 16, 2004
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Process

A descendent from a slave named Uncle Jack and a Process usually lives in the Caribbean and does crank in game and like Bois secretly
Oh no bro he's sweating... He is a process
by EnemyAries October 16, 2019
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in process

During progression of
We're in process of completing the project.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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