privett

the last name of a really smart and empathetic family(aka: my last name)

sister #1:your so smart
sister #2:your so empathetic

sister #3: obviously, were the privett family

by the best of the four privett' January 25, 2019

prires

An OG crazy ass Albanian kid with a Mini Cooper and smokes down 2 pods a day also a player

Me “yo Pires”
Prires “dude spell it out it’s Prires”

by Prires October 1, 2019

Priest

Man of God who is rarely genuine but also likes them young. They usually molest or rape young boys and does not get caught 99% of the time

Joe: where is little Timmy?
Frank: oh he's with the priest.
Joe: Oh boy I hope that priest doesn't like them young.

by The Faggotini Chef April 18, 2020

Priest

The man who gets a boner over anything and put a hole in the butt of the plastic baby Jesus.

Priest are terrible elementary teachers.

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

fam prices

Short for "family prices". The term is used by hippies and music festival attendees to assure potential customers (custies) that the products being sold (shirts, jewelry, drugs, etc.) are at fair, almost family-like, prices.

However, majority of the hippies using this term sell their products over-priced and often times unreasonably high. It is a deceptive term to those unfamiliar with the Festival scene, making individuals feel as though they're getting a good deal when in reality they're getting ripped-off.

The term is very ironic, being that it is supposed to signify a person's family-like actions when selling a product; the truth of the matter is that the seller is tricking the customer and portraying very non-family-like behavior.

"I got headie boomers! Fam prices!"

"Posters, patches, shirts... FAM PRICES!!!"

by littlehemp June 14, 2010

priestess

A class in Ragnarok Online used to prey on unsuspecting priests and cloud their judgement, leaving their party/friends to die mercilessly without heals.

Priestess: "tee hee hee"
Priest: ...!!!
Soon to be dead guy: "Wow this guy hits really hard... Hey I'm getting kinda low, can I get a heal? ...Augustine? Hey, Augustine? ...Oh, crap"

by RoTank April 22, 2006

privelages

Privalages.
(1) The misspelling of privileges, as done by some dumbass Strong Bad fan.
(2) An increase in privalages is given to The Cheat by Strong Bad when he reaches a new level in the Strong Bad Super Gold Plus Club. One privelage is permission to sleep in the crisper drawer.

I think Strong Bad should increase The Cheat's privelages. This has not been done since he lost his bathroom privelages, which he had previously abused.

by Fork October 29, 2004